w00t! for my first drunken post

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-29-2006, 10:25 PM

yeah...i'm fucking drunk as shit...nolt sure if anymore alcy is coming or not...but yeah..i'm feeling pretty damn good and i tyhink there i smore coming...needless to sya im feelin pretty god damn good. nigth you motherfuckers.

zleeper z · 04-29-2006, 10:30 PM

Congrats, I guess.

**javaradd** · 04-29-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by thatoneguy12986

yeah...i'm fucking drunk as shit...nolt sure if anymore alcy is coming or not...but yeah..i'm feeling pretty damn good and i tyhink there i smore coming...needless to sya im feelin pretty god damn good. nigth you motherfuckers.

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-29-2006, 10:56 PM

hehe..more alcohol is on the way. w00t! this isn't going to seem as cool in the morning though.

zleeper z · 04-29-2006, 10:57 PM

Dude, like.. no waaaaaay man.

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-29-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by zleeper z

Dude, like.. no waaaaaay man.

wwaaaaaaay

**91Z28** · 04-29-2006, 11:21 PM

I always like how the drunken post's title is typed properly, then the body of the post is what is all skewed and odd.

**shadegray** · 04-30-2006, 01:24 AM

Fucking cops just pulled me over for having my headlights off. Made me stand outside for 20 minutes while they put all kinds of tests on me. My breathalizer came out to .058, which is well within the legal limit of .08. But the shitheads wouldn't let me drive anyways. They threatened me with a DUI. When I said how, I'm legal to drive, he said I know, but do you want to spend the day in court fighting it? Fucking police just like to abuse power and harass people. I hope these pigs get shot.

**gettin sideways** · 04-30-2006, 02:02 AM

alcoholics...

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-30-2006, 08:49 AM

Yep...I'm a jackass...

**snaggeltooth** · 04-30-2006, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by thatoneguy12986

Yep...I'm a jackass...

its obviouse you were not drunk .
A. you could find the keyboard
B. you could type.

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-30-2006, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

its obviouse you were not drunk .
A. you could find the keyboard
B. you could type.

LOL. Yeah, I wasn't that drunk. I was buzzed at best. I had maybe 13 shots of Bacardi Superior and a couple beers, about it. That's how I planned it though, didn't want to drink myself retarded like I did last time. Last time the fucking room wouldn't stop spinning and I was seeing double.

**snaggeltooth** · 04-30-2006, 09:07 AM

like the Late Dean Martin said . You know you are drunk when you are laying on the floor and you have to hold on ...

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-30-2006, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

like the Late Dean Martin said . You know you are drunk when you are laying on the floor and you have to hold on ...

Damn straight lol.

**shadegray** · 04-30-2006, 03:46 PM

And now that I went to pick up the car, I find that the idiot cop parked it where it wasn't allowed, and I got a $40 ticket. Great.

**J3ff** · 04-30-2006, 03:52 PM

u know what, I have been on message boards while drunk, and for some reason when I read the posts the next day I notice two things.

1. LESS spelling errors (I seem to actually spell much better)
2. MORE COMPLEX WORDS.

Very weird, it's like when I'm drunk I try and come off as not being drunk by using more complicated words, even when I talk to people. Some people say I get all educated when I'm drunk

**snaggeltooth** · 04-30-2006, 04:10 PM

yea thats what we told our frinds too ...

**shadegray** · 04-30-2006, 06:12 PM

I just went to the cities police department to complain about them. They told me they don't have an officer stewart. Apparently, he doesn't work for the city or government. He works for the university. I think that means he's not even a real cop, right? Do all officers have to show you a badge? This guy didn't. If I find out they're like mall security guards/cop wannabes for the campus, I'm going to go fuck with them so bad...

**thatoneguy12986** · 04-30-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by J3ff

u know what, I have been on message boards while drunk, and for some reason when I read the posts the next day I notice two things.

1. LESS spelling errors (I seem to actually spell much better)
2. MORE COMPLEX WORDS.

Very weird, it's like when I'm drunk I try and come off as not being drunk by using more complicated words, even when I talk to people. Some people say I get all educated when I'm drunk

I ranted for about 35 minutes Saturday on the current gas prices. I have no idea why, but I did. I most likely made no sense whatsoever, but I sure did get on my soapbox about it.