Today I woke up in my friends.....

**blacksmoke99** · 05-17-2008, 08:11 PM

Laundry room. That's right. I got shit-faced drunk Friday night. And today his gf decides to wake me up by means of kicking me in the kidneys, and when my vision gets clear.... I see her washer.

I'm not much of a drinker, I mean i'll get drunk but I just like to get buzzed and still be able to have motor skills....but that by far has been the weirdest place I've woke up from.

Buuuuuut, I'm sure, since half the people here are college-bound, single, animals...You probably might have a more interesting story.

So....My question to you, ls1 community,....

What's the weirdest place you've woke up from after a long hard night of beer bong. (Or for sarge, wine tasting)?

**0rion** · 05-17-2008, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by blacksmoke99

Laundry room. That's right. I got shit-faced drunk Friday night. And today his gf decides to wake me up by means of kicking me in the kidneys, and when my vision gets clear.... I see her washer.

I'm not much of a drinker, I mean i'll get drunk but I just like to get buzzed and still be able to have motor skills....but that by far has been the weirdest place I've woke up from.

Buuuuuut, I'm sure, since half the people here are college-bound, single, animals...You probably might have a more interesting story.

So....My question to you, ls1 community,....

What's the weirdest place you've woke up from after a long hard night of beer bong. (Or for sarge, wine tasting)?

sarge woke up in Nam.......pretty hard to beat that one.

**Nhra Firebird** · 05-17-2008, 08:19 PM

no matter how drunk i was i always made it to a bed or sofa.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 05-17-2008, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

sarge woke up in Nam.......pretty hard to beat that one.

**blacksmoke99** · 05-17-2008, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

sarge woke up in Nam.......pretty hard to beat that one.

damn.....

**JoshieDoom** · 05-17-2008, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

sarge woke up in Nam.......pretty hard to beat that one.

Thats frikin awesome.. yet very sad at the same time..

couches always for me

**CJREX** · 05-17-2008, 08:26 PM

Not me of course, but one of the the worst drunk awakenings I could envision

**blacksmoke99** · 05-17-2008, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by CJREX

Not me of course, but one of the the worst drunk awakenings I could envision

I think thats kinda cute.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 05-17-2008, 08:33 PM

a friend on mine woke up in his truck, parked in his front yard........with his girlfriend naked in his truck and his wife asleep in his home lol

**derrinx** · 05-17-2008, 08:34 PM

ohh man... too many stories... college ftw

**blacksmoke99** · 05-17-2008, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by derrinx

ohh man... too many stories... college ftw

Give us the best one

**JwMonE99** · 05-17-2008, 09:19 PM

Yea I woke up in some radom house that I have never seen before nor did I know the people who lived there. Just woke up in some strange living room.

**Nitro_Junkie97** · 05-17-2008, 09:25 PM

in the back of some guys truck.

**blacksmoke99** · 05-17-2008, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

in the back of some guys truck.

and lemme guess...you dont think that wasn't gay?

***doberman 152*** · 05-18-2008, 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

in the back of some guys truck.

you might want to rephrase that.

**PureSShp00** · 05-18-2008, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

you might want to rephrase that.

**MagicMan** · 05-18-2008, 06:53 AM

if you didn't have wild drunk sex for 4 hrs then you fail

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-18-2008, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by Nitro_Junkie97

in the back of some guys truck.

Originally Posted by MagicMan

if you didn't have wild drunk sex for 4 hrs then you fail

Nitros got that covered

**predator** · 05-18-2008, 08:42 AM

On the hood of a random car in front of my Apt in college...

Some chick woke me up about 7 in the morning and told me i needed to move so she could go to work...

-me

**AKIRA** · 05-18-2008, 08:59 AM

3 weekends ago, I celebrated being done with the semester + my battery case against me being dropped!

So, I ended up waking up next to a girl about to leave my apartment. I said "what the fuck are you doing here?" She then explained a lil story to me...

Apparently, I got so drunk at fridays, I told everyone I was going to walk home, but instead I drove

called that girl and told her to come over (i was allegidly ignoring her at fridays, of which she was upset about, but not enough to not come over), took a shower, answered the door naked, she ended up sucking my dick on my futon, where I told her to stop cuz I had to piss and I also reacted in a way that other people in my apartment could see(?) when I live alone. She used the bathroom and I told her to not piss on the seat. Carried her to bed, didnt fuck, passed out, found out the story inthe morning, tried to fuck but lost my hard on, took another shower, fucked again with success.

Whats funny is that I remember her telling me these stories in the morning, but I dont remember the 2nd round of sex where I finished.