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    Think I found the biggest loser on MySpace

    Well I was a little bored this morning, and very slow at work. So I was on MySpace and you know how you click on one person's profile and then the next, etc? Well, eventually I wound up hitting the site of this knob in Alabama. Check out this guy's space. He has a beautiful girl in Brazil, or so he claims. You can go to her site and check her out, she's the first in his top friends. Anyway, the way I found this guy is because I saw his flirtatious comments at a bunch of other women's sites. And this guy is supposed to be getting married to this gorgeous babe in Brazil, but he is all over the map. WTF? How does a geeky looking loser like this get hooked up with a hot babe like that and manage to hang on to her? Oh and he mentions he was in the armed forces .. but I'll bet this guy was just a reservist from years ago who never even saw any action.

    http://www.myspace.com/ponchodelaplaya

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    have done so many things with my life. i hijacked a japanese cruiseliner...

    WOW this guy is so deadly ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by snaggeltooth View Post
    have done so many things with my life. i hijacked a japanese cruiseliner...

    WOW this guy is so deadly ...
    he must be bond...james bond...

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    Who I'd like to meet:
    i was about to say i would like to meet the Dali Lama, but im goin to go with ron jeremy this time.


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    Ok im not saying that this guy is not the biggest looser in the world. because he is, but have you ever been to Brazil, Guatemala, or Costa Rica? those girls down there all look like that and they are all wanting to get the fuck out of there too. so some gay ass guy is there ticket out then I'm sure they will take it. they will run off the second the get in the states and go model or strip and make 1k a day. god i need to go back to Costa Rica!

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    Fuck, this guy gets more comments than some established bands and celebs do. He must be sitting at his terminal all day mailing people (er, women) all over the world.

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    wow did u see that you tube vid on his page tho

    wow that was great, that kid toasted his ass big time with a bottle rocket

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
    wow did u see that you tube vid on his page tho

    wow that was great, that kid toasted his ass big time with a bottle rocket
    I'm glad you're impressed. Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.


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    are you a BOT?

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    you can say that again

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    Legend in his own mind.

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    Wow, now that is an amish lookin penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1
    Wow, now that is an amish lookin penis
    I'm glad you're impressed. Why now? Thanks for telling me, .

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