Things not to tell your girlfriend/wife

**MadSeason** · 10-05-2006, 08:20 AM

Join in and list some things you shouldn't tell your girlfriend or wife, in rare lucky instances both... I'll get the ball rolling

Come on, who's gonna find out?

Well, your sister likes it like that.

Wow look at the ass on her!

Now why cant your boobs be that big?

I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 08:22 AM

"Honey I still can't believe how tight your moms twat is."

**SSwt00SS** · 10-05-2006, 08:24 AM

no honey the jeans don't make you look fat, you are fat.

so I was balls deep in this girl the other night...

rubbing your breasts will make them bigger. here let me show you...

just lay still...hahaha

**zbizkit** · 10-05-2006, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by SSwt00SS

no honey the jeans don't make you look fat, you are fat.

so I was balls deep in this girl the other night...

rubbing your breasts will make them bigger. here let me show you...

just lay still...hahaha

Actually did the last one. It was pretty fun. She joined in after a bit. Long story.....

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:12 AM

"Because your ass is 10 times tighter"

**StangKiller615** · 10-05-2006, 09:12 AM

Never call her by an ex G/F name.

When she ask " Where have you been?" Never respond with " Just be glad I came home."

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:13 AM

"no thanks, I already had the fish for dinner tonight"

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:14 AM

"I think I just wet-farted, can you smell check for me?"

**StangKiller615** · 10-05-2006, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by Hurley711

"no thanks, I already had the fish for dinner tonight"

**StangKiller615** · 10-05-2006, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Hurley711

"I think I just wet-farted, can you smell check for me?"

Dude, did you shart?

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:16 AM

"Is it alright if Next Door Nicki comes over for dinner?"

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by StangKiller615

Dude, did you shart?

I did this morning going to work, had to ride for 20 mins with my asscheeks clinched in uncertainty if anything came out. Got to work and wiped and there was some brown

**MadSeason** · 10-05-2006, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by Hurley711

"Is it alright if Next Door Nicki comes over for dinner?"

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:18 AM

"But the guys on LS1.com said the $10,000 spent on a Procharger and supportings mod was $$$ well spent"

**StangKiller615** · 10-05-2006, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by Hurley711

I did this morning going to work, had to ride for 20 mins with my asscheeks clinched in uncertainty if anything came out. Got to work and wiped and there was some brown

Too funny! We have some great sense of humors on here.

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:19 AM

"Honey, I invited Modulistic over to talk some politics tonight"

**zbizkit** · 10-05-2006, 09:22 AM

If she says

"Are you in yet"

You say

" Hell Even a 727 looks small going into the Grand Canyon"

**Hurley711** · 10-05-2006, 09:23 AM

"Honey, I just bought a Mercury Marauder with a 2003 Cobra motor in it from a cop in Oklahama"

**MadSeason** · 10-05-2006, 09:25 AM

"but, Lawdog said it was legal

"

**StangKiller615** · 10-05-2006, 09:26 AM

Don't tell her she has Bootydoo! When she ask what Bootydoo is, you respond with " Your tummy stick out further than your booty do.

Don't tell her she has a Butter face! Everything looks good but her face!