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04-20-2008, 06:49 PM #1
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Black as Wesley Snipes- 09 Mazda 3, 12 Z1000
Tales from work!
Well as some of you know, I'm a manager at a hardware store.... and although I can't show you cool shit like Fsane, I can tell you that I can tell you about someone who is just as dumb as the guy who jammed his leg into a tree shredder
This lady comes in today wanting me to make a copy of her car key, no problem. I look at the key and see the Pontiac Arrow head on one side, and the "Pontiac" name on the other. So I go through my book looking at pontiac keys and she tells me that her car is in fact a Saturn!.... so I tell her the key is a pontiac key and she gets really miffed at me. She drove her "saturn" there. I tell her I can't copy the key and watch as she walks out to her SATURN G6 and drive away
Mother fucker didn't even know what kind of fucking car she drove, thats fucked up
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04-20-2008, 06:52 PM #2
the things u put up with lol fat chicks and energy drinks and now this?
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04-20-2008, 06:52 PM #3
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04-20-2008, 06:53 PM #4
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
You should have called the police and reported her for stealing a car
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04-20-2008, 06:54 PM #5
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05 Ducati 999- 06 Mazdaspeed6
I hate that shit! If your gonna spend the money on a goddamn car at least know what the fuck it is! I can kinda understand for some not knowing there engine but son of a bitch! at least know the goddamn brand!
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04-20-2008, 06:57 PM #6
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Silver- 2002 Trans AM
You should of said..."Silence.....I KEEEEEELLLLL YOU!!!!!!!"
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04-20-2008, 06:59 PM #7
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04-20-2008, 07:44 PM #8
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i bet you banged her
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04-20-2008, 08:13 PM #9
in his front yard with some other dude and random bitches.
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04-20-2008, 08:20 PM #10
lol i think this refers to an earlier posted story thats was prty hot a while back involving a big van too......and some truck stop hookers and bean buritos....priceless
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04-20-2008, 08:25 PM #11
here you go I have one just as good.
You know the people we all hate so much, You know the ones that know everyfucking thing and dill argure with you about it untill one of you dies.
Well.. This guy that has storys of his lt1 trans am with headers and a cut out beating modded "04" corbras.
well.. the story goes like this.. This guy tells me That there is no such thing as a "03" cobra.. I tell him it has no clue wtf he is talking about and he should kill him self. and we argure back and forth about the existance of this car . i inform him that they made them for 2 years 03-04. he tells me "NO if you look on the door of an "o3" it will say that its really a "04" b.c they made them late 2003...
I walked away.
Same guy.. over hear me talking to a buddy about the new ZR-number1 and hes like "i wish i could buy a z06 and put that package on it." im like what? he continues to tell me how you dont buy a zr-1 you buy a z06 and its a zr-1 upgrade package. I didnt say anything.
Awesome.
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04-20-2008, 08:38 PM #12
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04-20-2008, 10:38 PM #13
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09 EclipseGT 75 Chevy 4x4- 2001 Trans-Am 13 F-XT
Dumb people are annoying.
I spotted a C6 Z06 at my local dealer today. I'm going to go take a look at it this week. First one they had in stock.
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04-21-2008, 01:56 AM #14
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79 T/A -91 Firebird- 1998 Trans Am -Oynx Black
"You got the ws6 right"
Its a clone, same everything, just got a ram air hood and a custom emblem
"True ls7 car right?"
No.. ls1.. you mean
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I love pulling up to people in TAs and Camaros and telling them all about their car. Freaks them the hell out..
If they only got on here and read and read and even went into the archives and read... you can learn a lot..
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04-23-2008, 07:02 PM #15
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04-24-2008, 08:50 AM #16
I had a woman try to tell me that the vacuum leak and clogged throttle body causing her vehicle to stall was related to slight damage on here fender. Nothing was damaged that would cause any damage to the engine or components.
I of course nicely said your car does have 193k miles it's possible that it needs maintance and a new throttle body
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04-24-2008, 03:56 PM #17
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Blue GMC Canyon- trans ams gone now
when i worked at autozone i had a guy call me asking for parts on an 83 vette. i tell him there was no 83, does he have the newer or older body style. he gets pissed and cusses me, adamantly claiming it's an 83 which dont exist, the computers dont even look them up, but he has a fit with me then hangs up. what a leaky douche....
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04-25-2008, 04:40 AM #18
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