Take That Segway!

**CJREX** · 06-12-2010, 12:38 PM

Another Honda that'll probably want to race.

But you gotta admit it's cool.

http://www.flixxy.com/honda-u3-x-per...ity-device.htm

**SHines-IT** · 06-12-2010, 12:43 PM

Great my fat ass aunt will be buying this...

**cuervo25_1** · 06-12-2010, 01:25 PM

are people getting that effing lazy that they can't walk anymore?

**LoneGunman** · 06-12-2010, 01:27 PM

People need to learn to get off thier lazy asses and walk, that's why we were born with 2 legs

**Mr. Luos** · 06-12-2010, 01:31 PM

I'd drill either of them.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-12-2010, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I'd drill either of them.

I concur with preference to the blonde.

**Mr. Luos** · 06-12-2010, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I concur with preference to the blonde.

Same.
But ain't picky.

**Zapper2003** · 06-12-2010, 01:41 PM

I'll take the blonde, and a U3-X equipped with forward controls and a wider seat

Those bitches need to pick their feet the fuck up. I can just see them going through the smallest of doorways and catchin' toes on the doorjamb, thus yanking their foot under the foot rest, causing the thing to sense extreme forward motion, thus increasing the speed at which the stupid thing goes forward, and the resulting faceplant would be nothing short of an epic fail. Even bigger than the epic fail, the lawsuit. Just an idea.

**bigrondownhiller** · 06-12-2010, 03:36 PM

What it the weight limit? Doesnt look like fat people will be able to use it.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-12-2010, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by bigrondownhiller

What it the weight limit? Doesnt look like fat people will be able to use it.

That's the point.

It's limited to just above normal weight.

Then the devices will be mandated by the government.

Then all the fatties will slowly die out because they are outcast.

Success.

**bigrondownhiller** · 06-12-2010, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

That's the point.

It's limited to just above normal weight.

Then the devices will be mandated by the government.

Then all the fatties will slowly die out because they are outcast.

Success.

I like your thinking.

**blackcar** · 06-12-2010, 10:46 PM

Alright the thing is neat and we all know fat asses like my self should be walking instead of rideing.

But that part that caught my attention.

"Both hands are so carrying packages while moving is simple"

WTF Am I the only dumbass that doesn't use his hands while walking??????
When I'm walking my hands are free to carry whatever.

***doberman 152*** · 06-13-2010, 05:41 AM

Can you get a DUI on that thing?

**Tonik** · 06-13-2010, 06:12 AM

It's only a matter of time now...

**raynor139** · 06-13-2010, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

Can you get a DUI on that thing?

If it has wheels you can get a dui as my friend found out last year.

**86 IROC-Z** · 06-13-2010, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by blackcar

Alright the thing is neat and we all know fat asses like my self should be walking instead of rideing.

But that part that caught my attention.

"Both hands are so carrying packages while moving is simple"

WTF Am I the only dumbass that doesn't use his hands while walking??????
When I'm walking my hands are free to carry whatever.

They weren't comparing it to walking, but rather to other personal mobility devices (their competition), such as the Segway, which requires you to hold on to the handles while riding it.