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Thread: some mild entertainment.... lol
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02-28-2011, 01:08 AM #1
some mild entertainment.... lol
So many of you are following the Milf of a professor deal i got goin on, but low and behold the "really awesome girl i been thinkin heavily about keepin around" well she goes to bar, calls me at closing time wants me to come get her, not a big deal, she picks my ass up, so i go pick her up, we just came back to my place, and ill skip the details but basically she shoves me back onto my bed and just starts to rape me..... like litterally made my dick hurt hurt to the point I thought she was gonna fracture my johnson, i couldnt even think about the finish, i just thought "jesus christ woman whats gotten into you tonight"
so this morning im cleanin shit up around my room, and find fuckin blood on the condom.... shes on bc and doesnt get her period sept once every like 3 months or something and that happened bout 3 weeks ago.... so this gets me curious, and i get to looking, i got blood around my groin area.... and some on my bed sheets from rolling around sleeping... so not a big deal, this has happened before, i wash shit up, and take it easy round the apartment cuz it feels like somone put my pecker on the table and beat it with a hammer...
she texted me bout noonish said "things got a lil rough last night huh"
i just laughed and said "yea you kinda raped me, but hey you cant rape the willing i guess so all's fair in love and drunk sex" anyways she goes to the dr this afternoon, and feeling a bit embarrased about the deal she tells the doc that i was the drunk one who came home and did my best to pillage her snatch..... doc takes a look i guess and says no sex for awhile, but i guess as he is leaving the room he just kinda laughs and says "Next time tell him to read warning labels, it says right on the can, do not operate heavy machinery while Intoxicated..." I nearly died laughing at his sense of humor
but because i know Preston will whine...
shes just a little girl bout 5'2 pry 110 lbs
girl on left
and i will take a picture of a bloody condom if you (explicit language) are really gonna doubt thisLast edited by suede; 02-28-2011 at 01:10 AM.
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02-28-2011, 01:15 AM #2
No bro ill pass but can I have a go at her fuck it lol lmao, what's her number and address, and great pick up on the milf for a teacher thread...
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02-28-2011, 01:20 AM #3
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02-28-2011, 01:23 AM #4
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the only reason she was bleeding was from the horse she fucked before she did you..........J/K..........................she have a sister???
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02-28-2011, 01:24 AM #5
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02-28-2011, 01:26 AM #6
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sometimes married chicks are the best .......ask me how i know
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02-28-2011, 01:29 AM #7
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02-28-2011, 01:31 AM #8
And you want to do this MILF in the other thread? Fuck that shit (Not literally) and keep this one around. Teacher is probably used up and shit compared to this lil firecracker
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02-28-2011, 01:31 AM #9
funny thing is her parents and my parents are good friends, both are in the bussiness of raising bucking bulls and trade cows and bulls and what-not.... couple weekends ago at the stock show in the bar i introduced her to my mom and dad as my future fiance, and my dad just gets this horrified look on his face like dear god you should not be running around with him.... next morning my mom's like You realize you introduced her to us as your future fiance??? i just said yea shit happens when i get to drinkin, to wich she replied yea thatd be about the smartest decision you ever made lol
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02-28-2011, 01:33 AM #10
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02-28-2011, 01:38 AM #11
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02-28-2011, 01:42 AM #12
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02-28-2011, 01:59 AM #13
If #1 finds out about #2 or #3 and #2 finds out about #1 or #3.........or #3 finds out about #2 or #1
Lets just say......YOU ARE FUCKED!!
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02-28-2011, 02:03 AM #14
lol i know, I got some practice with this, not real worried, my stalker chick from couple weeks ago sent me a pic that make me wanna give her a lil more attention too, ill see if i can get it up here in a bit.... so that ones pry 4, then theres one back home that i keep on back burner for when i go home to help on the ranch... and the ex who basically thinks we are still together
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02-28-2011, 02:05 AM #15
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02-28-2011, 02:23 AM #16
How old are you because these chicks look around 21 (From what I can guess) I know your in College. Now that I think of it.....I'd do the MILF just to add it to your resume. I did a 43 year old when I was 20 and then at 24 I screwed a 46 year old. 43 was fun, 46 was not
EDIT: That a Boy!!!
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02-28-2011, 02:34 AM #17
lol be 21 in May....
yea Priority 1 is 24, Milf somewhere around 45 im guessing, 3 is 20, and 4 stalker chick is 18.......
I did one chick that was around 30s, kinda scarred me, her kid came in the room next morning, crawled on the bed and said "you must be my dad?" how the f*ck do you prepare for that question? needless to say i skipped breakfast....
and thanks for the atta boy lol
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02-28-2011, 02:52 AM #18
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02-28-2011, 02:56 AM #19
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