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12-20-2008, 07:18 AM #1
So, my GF woke me up at 3:30 am Crying.
As the title says, my girlfriend woke me up at 3:30 AM last night crying hysterically. Mind you, we were both pretty damn drunk. I had been sleeping for probably a half hour when she woke me up. She is saying all sorts of stuff and I pay her no attention. She says loudly, "TALK TO ME!!". My response was this... No bull shit...
Me(still sleeping) - Babe, its all about what the other car has for valve springs.
Girlfriend - WHAT?!?!? YOU DONT EVEN CARE WHAT I AM SAYING!!!!
Me - Babe, just calm down.
Girlfriend - Listen to me!!!
Me - Its all about the valve springs babe, its ok.
Girlfriend - What are you talking about!?!?!?!?!1
Me - You know..., you have to have them.
Girlfriend - Have what????
Me - A good valve spring.
After that she got up and went down stairs to sleep on the couch she was so pissed off at me.
This morning I get up and notice my GF is gone. I thought, Huh? Thats weird. She came walking in getting ready for work and I ask her why she wasnt sleeping next to me. She literally stopped in her tracks.
" I WANTED to talk to you last night and you kept talking about valve springs. "
I totally did not remember saying those things until she said something about it. So now I have a girlfriend that is pissed off at me because I was talking about valve springs instead of whatever lovie dovie BS she wanted to talk about at 3:30 in the morning.
Whatever, I think its funny as hell, she will get over it.
Moral of the story, Girlfriends do not like to talk about valve springs when they are crying. Ill make a note of that.
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12-20-2008, 07:20 AM #2
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12-20-2008, 07:35 AM #3
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you gotta just love the mindless bullshit they want to talk about in the middle of the nite.
what gets me is they wanna wake you up from your sleep.2000 nhra edition formula
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12-20-2008, 07:42 AM #4
Not just sleep, Drunk sleep. I was out. Once I fall asleep after drinking jack and cokes all night, your not getting me up. Especially to "talk". Her response when I asked her why she wasnt sleeping with me was... Because you were being an asshole last night.
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12-20-2008, 07:44 AM #5
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never have a meaningful conversation with a gf drunk !!!!!!! its a completely worthless conversation that more than likely will end in a fight......just pretend to sleep
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12-20-2008, 07:45 AM #6
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12-20-2008, 07:55 AM #7
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12-20-2008, 08:00 AM #8
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12-20-2008, 08:12 AM #9
Vavle springs a no no... Duh... But there are alot more things not to talk about when they are crying.... I did notice the drunk part.. Just shut up. Act like your listening. Might want to add a "your right,I see your point,so true etc" in there. And you better hug her in that mood.
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12-20-2008, 08:15 AM #10
note to self dont talk about valve springs with gf
hi-po try talking about rearends or engine blocks....etc next time!
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12-20-2008, 08:17 AM #11
Are you serious? I was wasted and sleeping. I couldnt keep my eyes open. She got no hug. I did say I agreed, but then she asked me what I agreed on? I tried shutting up, she was hell bent on me talking to her.
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12-20-2008, 08:19 AM #12
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12-20-2008, 08:22 AM #13
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12-20-2008, 08:26 AM #14
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12-20-2008, 08:27 AM #15
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12-20-2008, 08:30 AM #16
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pee in her butt hi-po !!!!!
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12-20-2008, 08:32 AM #17
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12-20-2008, 08:35 AM #18
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really wanna get her going, show her this thread
next time she wants to talk in the middle of the night and she wakes you up, start talking about her looking better with the recent weight gain.
tell her something along the lines of honey, that extra weight looks good on you.Last edited by nhraformula; 12-20-2008 at 08:39 AM.
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12-20-2008, 08:37 AM #19
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12-20-2008, 09:45 AM #20
When I miss not having a girlfriend I just have to look at your guys crazy lives thnaks hi-po all the money going to the car is nice to
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