So, my GF woke me up at 3:30 am Crying.

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 07:18 AM

As the title says, my girlfriend woke me up at 3:30 AM last night crying hysterically. Mind you, we were both pretty damn drunk. I had been sleeping for probably a half hour when she woke me up. She is saying all sorts of stuff and I pay her no attention. She says loudly, "TALK TO ME!!". My response was this... No bull shit...

Me(still sleeping) - Babe, its all about what the other car has for valve springs.

Girlfriend - WHAT?!?!? YOU DONT EVEN CARE WHAT I AM SAYING!!!!

Me - Babe, just calm down.

Girlfriend - Listen to me!!!

Me - Its all about the valve springs babe, its ok.

Girlfriend - What are you talking about!?!?!?!?!1

Me - You know..., you have to have them.

Girlfriend - Have what????

Me - A good valve spring.

After that she got up and went down stairs to sleep on the couch she was so pissed off at me.

This morning I get up and notice my GF is gone. I thought, Huh? Thats weird. She came walking in getting ready for work and I ask her why she wasnt sleeping next to me. She literally stopped in her tracks.

" I WANTED to talk to you last night and you kept talking about valve springs. "

I totally did not remember saying those things until she said something about it. So now I have a girlfriend that is pissed off at me because I was talking about valve springs instead of whatever lovie dovie BS she wanted to talk about at 3:30 in the morning.

Whatever, I think its funny as hell, she will get over it.

Moral of the story, Girlfriends do not like to talk about valve springs when they are crying. Ill make a note of that.

**third_shift|studios** · 12-20-2008, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Moral of the story, Girlfriends do not like to talk about valve springs when they are crying. Ill make a note of that.

that's hilarious!!! LOL 4 real!

**nhraformula** · 12-20-2008, 07:35 AM

you gotta just love the mindless bullshit they want to talk about in the middle of the nite.
what gets me is they wanna wake you up from your sleep.

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 07:42 AM

Not just sleep, Drunk sleep. I was out. Once I fall asleep after drinking jack and cokes all night, your not getting me up. Especially to "talk". Her response when I asked her why she wasnt sleeping with me was... Because you were being an asshole last night.

**tonyjnjz** · 12-20-2008, 07:44 AM

never have a meaningful conversation with a gf drunk !!!!!!! its a completely worthless conversation that more than likely will end in a fight......just pretend to sleep

**nhraformula** · 12-20-2008, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Not just sleep, Drunk sleep. I was out. Once I fall asleep after drinking jack and cokes all night, your not getting me up. Especially to "talk". Her response when I asked her why she wasnt sleeping with me was... Because you were being an asshole last night.

the problem with women around your age is that they are so fuckin over dramatic. they get less dramatic when they get older but are just as crazy if not more so.

**tonyjnjz** · 12-20-2008, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

the problem with women around your age is that they are so fuckin over dramatic. they get less dramatic when they get older but are just as crazy if not more so.

i back this statement up 110% !!!!!!!!!!!! they get MORE nuts as they age but as u said less dramatic about it....they just stop giving a shit

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 08:00 AM

Valve springs babe!

**Z28Thunder** · 12-20-2008, 08:12 AM

Vavle springs a no no... Duh... But there are alot more things not to talk about when they are crying.... I did notice the drunk part.. Just shut up. Act like your listening. Might want to add a "your right,I see your point,so true etc" in there. And you better hug her in that mood.

**Blackbird WS6** · 12-20-2008, 08:15 AM

note to self dont talk about valve springs with gf

hi-po try talking about rearends or engine blocks....etc next time!

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 08:17 AM

Are you serious? I was wasted and sleeping. I couldnt keep my eyes open. She got no hug. I did say I agreed, but then she asked me what I agreed on? I tried shutting up, she was hell bent on me talking to her.

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

note to self dont talk about valve springs with gf

hi-po try talking about rearends or engine blocks....etc next time!

I cant help it if I dream/think about stupid shit when im drunk and sleeping. She better be in a better mood when she gets out of work today!

She is gonna come over, walk in, and I will be on LS1.com.

**Blackbird WS6** · 12-20-2008, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

I cant help it if I dream/think about stupid shit when im drunk and sleeping. She better be in a better mood when she gets out of work today!

She is gonna come over, walk in, and I will be on LS1.com.

let me guess she never told you what she wanted to talk about anyways

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

let me guess she never told you what she wanted to talk about anyways

I dont remember really. Im sure she mutteled it out at some point. I cant wait to laugh at her today about this.

**gjb** · 12-20-2008, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

the problem with women around your age is that they are so fuckin over dramatic. they get less dramatic when they get older but are just as crazy if not more so.

+100000000000

It's time to train her not to pull the needy bullshit when she's half drunk in the middle of the night. If she does it again, start talking about valve springs again until she gets it.

**tonyjnjz** · 12-20-2008, 08:30 AM

pee in her butt hi-po !!!!!

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by tonyjnjz

pee in her butt hi-po !!!!!

I didnt pee in last night, put something else in there though.

**nhraformula** · 12-20-2008, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

I cant help it if I dream/think about stupid shit when im drunk and sleeping. She better be in a better mood when she gets out of work today!

She is gonna come over, walk in, and I will be on LS1.com.

really wanna get her going, show her this thread

next time she wants to talk in the middle of the night and she wakes you up, start talking about her looking better with the recent weight gain.
tell her something along the lines of honey, that extra weight looks good on you.

**Hi-Po** · 12-20-2008, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

really wanna get her going, show her this thread

Oh hell no, she would be so pissed off.

I took down the ass avatar, it was too much with her always around me. I should record our conversation today about valve springs and tears.

Thats what my life has came to, Valve Springs and tears.