(short story)

**Soltakr** · 11-18-2008, 08:42 AM

So there I was on the crapper; taking a crap, as you do. When I felt something strange. I burped and farted at the same time. Well unbeknownst to me (but knownst to scientist) when two inert gasses rapidly escape from the same entity, the result is a small tear in the time space continuum. I sat there awe-struck as what could only be a little blackhole formed right in front of me. The new gravity pulled me right through. I was sent hurdling bare-ass across the cosmos. Interdimensional time travel is a lot like the movies it turns out, images of old clocks and mathematical computations floated by. I awoke on what could only be a far distant planet in the 4th dimension. I wondered around a bit and you know what I found? A fucking Starbucks!
Time to switch to decaf

**third_shift|studios** · 11-18-2008, 08:44 AM

gravidy...

**Soltakr** · 11-18-2008, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

gravidy...

Cut me some lack, I'm still recovering.

**Spaz** · 11-18-2008, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

gravidy...

Originally Posted by Soltakr

Cut me some lack, I'm still recovering.

**Carlos01SS** · 11-18-2008, 10:20 AM

**zero_proto** · 11-18-2008, 11:40 AM

watch out for that fourth dimension. I walked into a porn shop there and this old dude asked me if i wanted to watch a movie with him in the booth, screw that....the 4th dimension is all sorts of fuckered up

**ss~zoso~ss** · 11-18-2008, 03:02 PM

your fart and burp were not inert gases, please reconsider your theory

**TempleU_WS6** · 11-18-2008, 03:22 PM

was there a normal spaz there?

**Soltakr** · 11-18-2008, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

your fart and burp were not inert gases, please reconsider your theory

True, each by themselves would not be inert. However, acting together the "dark matter" created by the newly formed black hole would cause a slight shift in the chemical makeup. All this is clearly explained in "string theory"