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    Shaquille O'Neal buys smart car

    Shaquille O'Neal buys smart car

    Standing seven feet and one inches tall and weighing in at 375 pounds, Shaquille O'Neal is one big dude. Must drive a big 'ol car then, right? Umm, not exactly. The Phoenix Suns star center has recently been spotted in his newest automotive purchase, a smart fortwo. Seriously. And, surprisingly enough, he fits! Don't believe us? See above for photo proof. Well, so he sorta fits. It's a good thing that Shaq opted for the convertible, as his head comes up several inches over the top of the windshield. Oh, and we can find no real proof that the door has ever completely shut with Shaq inside. Just sayin'.
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    haha, i know he got paid to do this to show its big enough for anyone, i know a multi millionair isnt worried at 4.50 a gallon....

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    I just saw one of those on the road last week. I laughed for miles. Most ridiculous looking thing ever. I snapped a pic of it with my phone but the pic just does no justice as to how silly that car looked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I just saw one of those on the road last week. I laughed for miles. Most ridiculous looking thing ever. I snapped a pic of it with my phone but the pic just does no justice as to how silly that car looked.
    no not at all i see them more and more, i heard there suppost to be fast and that they had a stock one keep up with a ferrari which sounds like

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    Quote Originally Posted by jd1666 View Post
    no not at all i see them more and more, i heard there suppost to be fast and that they had a stock one keep up with a ferrari which sounds like
    that sounds like the old volkswagon commercials:
    " A volkswagon beetle has 10% more head room than a mercedes benz".



    What they don't tell you is that your chances of getting head in a mercedes benz are 99% better than a volkswagon beetle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    that sounds like the old volkswagon commercials:
    " A volkswagon beetle has 10% more head room than a mercedes benz".



    What they don't tell you is that your chances of getting head in a mercedes benz are 99% better than a volkswagon beetle.
    i had to read that twice to get it ah man thats funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by jd1666 View Post
    no not at all i see them more and more, i heard there suppost to be fast and that they had a stock one keep up with a ferrari which sounds like
    If this is what you are referring to, the smart is so far from stock I don't think we can really call it a smart anymore.

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240685...ar_vs_ferrari/

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    I have a neighbor up my street that owns a bright yellow one...he used to be real nice and talk to me about cars, but now that he owns that thing, I seem to be like the plague to him since I drive a gas guzzling muscle car

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    Quote Originally Posted by ls1camino View Post
    I have a neighbor up my street that owns a bright yellow one...he used to be real nice and talk to me about cars, but now that he owns that thing, I seem to be like the plague to him since I drive a gas guzzling muscle car
    The same thing happens when people buy Macbooks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwballin View Post
    If this is what you are referring to, the smart is so far from stock I don't think we can really call it a smart anymore.

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240685...ar_vs_ferrari/
    rofl yea, that smart has a superbike motor in it... I'm pretty sure it was a busa...

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    Quote Originally Posted by B34M3R View Post
    rofl yea, that smart has a superbike motor in it... I'm pretty sure it was a busa...
    Yeah, now thats smart! Ive been seeing more and more of these stupid things down the Main Line. I laugh every time because they are so ridiculous and ive heard that it takes more energy to make them than they save.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6 View Post
    I laugh every time because they are so ridiculous and ive heard that it takes more energy to make them than they save.
    Ahh, kind of like using Nickel-Metal Hydride batteries in hybrids and electric cars!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jd1666 View Post
    haha, i know he got paid to do this to show its big enough for anyone, i know a multi millionair isnt worried at 4.50 a gallon....
    exactly, or he uses it to drive from one part of his mulit-acre property to another so he doesn't put miles on the Maybach Benz even though he has two of them parked in the 10 car garage with Jeffery in a Tux waiting for him to open the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwballin View Post
    If this is what you are referring to, the smart is so far from stock I don't think we can really call it a smart anymore.

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/240685...ar_vs_ferrari/
    I've thought about doing that (Busa or other superbike drivetrain in a Fortwo) just to embarras people....


    Then again once upon a time I thought of buying a Yugo just to transplant a SBC into it....

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    Damn I just dont wanna see someone crash in one of these...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ls1_385hp_T/A View Post
    Damn I just dont wanna see someone crash in one of these...

    Watching that thing fly off sideways bout scared the shit outta me I will NEVER sit in one of those.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01T-TopToy View Post

    Watching that thing fly off sideways bout scared the shit outta me I will NEVER sit in one of those.
    I think that thing will get leveled against a truck or other big cars....certain death.

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    haha id like to see how protective it is when it goes against a big ass lifted truck...

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    I wonder how an F-body would do going 70 mph into a wall.

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