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10-01-2007, 10:23 AM #1Senior Member
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Blackety Black- 35th Anniversary SS
...reminds me of the cooter punch.
Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him exactly how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed "What in the living hell did you do that for?"
He replied, "Tarzan check for squirrel."
except i think the cooter punch guy was looking for rattle snakes.
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10-01-2007, 11:46 AM #2I keel you!
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Black as Wesley Snipes- 09 Mazda 3, 12 Z1000
Cooter punch ftmfw....... Its my desktop
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10-01-2007, 12:25 PM #3Senior Member
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Blackety Black- 35th Anniversary SS
Originally Posted by Blitzed
are you serious?
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10-01-2007, 02:08 PM #4Senior Member
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Black- 1999 Z/28 M6
hahahahaha...that joke never gets old
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10-01-2007, 02:11 PM #5I'm with him \l/
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prove it! Originally Posted by Blitzed
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10-01-2007, 06:05 PM #6Rice Killa
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Black With T-Tops- 96 Z28 M6
Screen shots, screen shots lol
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10-01-2007, 06:14 PM #7I keel you!
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Black as Wesley Snipes- 09 Mazda 3, 12 Z1000
I will shortly, busy lol
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10-01-2007, 06:14 PM #8down with the lot lizards
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Red- 2001 Camaro SS A4
fucking halarious
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