Physics experts, I need help...

[86 IROC-Z]

...In trying to figure out what the hell the designers of my toilet were smoking:

[Spaz]

that wasnt' just any shit... that was mr. hanky... he is infact magical...

[Tobynine9]

I think you need to eat more fiber and less red meat.

[67CamaroRSSS]

How the hell did you get it up under the rim????

[Spaz]

wait... the real question is... how did you only have one turd?!?

[TempleU_WS6]

You sir are very lucky. That in fact is Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo and he only comes out around Christmas. Must be a film fest in town cause hes a bit early.

[86 IROC-Z]

How the hell did you get it up under the rim????

I had to squat, it went straight down, stood up like a tree trunk for a few seconds, and then fell against the back of the bowl.

[Smkn_TA]

Blame the democrats for mandating low flow toilets. And by the way, it's shaped like that to trap water, see otherwise the water would drain out, and all of a sudden sewer gas would start comming into your house and it would smell really really really really bad.

[86 IROC-Z]

Blame the democrats for mandating low flow toilets. And by the way, it's shaped like that to trap water, see otherwise the water would drain out, and all of a sudden sewer gas would start comming into your house and it would smell really really really really bad.

Yes, thanks, but I already know what a water trap is. My question is, why do they have to design in the hair-pin turns that my piss can barely navigate, let alone my foot-long corn logs.

[ss~zoso~ss]

the size of this object would lead me to believe we have to consider relativistic effects....

[Spaz]

you see... the mass of his turd actually bends space time... it forced a small rip in teh fabrics... it created a black hole and was since disopated...

[ss~zoso~ss]

^^^ you're almost there Spaz, close, i think you're on to something...

[0rion]

why didn't you just reach down and take 2 fingers and pinch it in half?

[Arrison24]

why didn't you just reach down and take 2 fingers and pinch it in half?

pleeeease wrap your hand in some sort of anti-poo shielding if you plan on attempting this perilous procedure

[310stanger]

you need the turbo flush booster pump!

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

You must have a big asshole...makes me wonder about ya

[Spaz]

^^^ you're almost there Spaz, close, i think you're on to something...

this reminds me of the philadelphia experiment...

[86 IROC-Z]

why didn't you just reach down and take 2 fingers and pinch it in half?

pleeeease wrap your hand in some sort of anti-poo shielding if you plan on attempting this perilous procedure

Ziploc freezer bag... reach in and squeeze it into mush... no blockage at all

you need the turbo flush booster pump!

Like in airports and my freshman year dorm.

You must have a big asshole...makes me wonder about ya

No... It fucking hurt.

[0rion]

No... It fucking hurt.

but I bet it was a good kinda hurt wasn't it?? You can tell the truth here.

[86 IROC-Z]

but I bet it was a good kinda hurt wasn't it?? You can tell the truth here.

Yeah, I'll admit it I got it halfway out and then sucked it back in, did that a few times imagining I had a large cellmate