Ok so I'm getting on the plane

[hotrodd]

And these douche bag "security" guys decide they need to search my nephew.

He's gotta take of his shoes and everything. (he's 15)

So I'm getting pissed. This kids been on some list now for the last 4 years or so and we can't get him off.

So meanwhile some muslim shitbags start going through the line. Now these guys look like some osama lovers and they look half nuts.

DO YOU THINK THESE SHITBAGS GET SEARCHED??????? Fuck no.

Soooooooooo I start to raise a ruckus and start to point out that if anybody should be searched it should be those guys. I doing it loud enough that everybody can hear and some people are starting let out with some hell yeahs.

Sooooooooooo who do you think was the next person searched and who do you think missed his flight? (this is a test)

a. the 45 year old white guy in the 2000 dollar suit ooooooorrrrrr
b. the fucking shitbag osama loving muslim middle eastern jackasses??

[Murder after Midnight]

And these douche bag "security" guys decide they need to search my nephew.

He's gotta take of his shoes and everything. (he's 15)

So I'm getting pissed. This kids been on some list now for the last 4 years or so and we can't get him off.

So meanwhile some muslim shitbags start going through the line. Now these guys look like some osama lovers and they look half nuts.

DO YOU THINK THESE SHITBAGS GET SEARCHED??????? Fuck no.

Soooooooooo I start to raise a ruckus and start to point out that if anybody should be searched it should be those guys. I doing it loud enough that everybody can hear and some people are starting let out with some hell yeahs.

Sooooooooooo who do you think was the next person searched and who do you think missed his flight? (this is a test)

a. the 45 year old white guy in the 2000 dollar suit ooooooorrrrrr
b. the fucking shitbag osama loving muslim middle eastern jackasses??

The person bringing attention to hisself

[Trouble maker]

damn must have done something to get on "the list"....???

[third_shift|studios]

yeah, what'd the kid do?

[Sarge]

I travel quite often myself. Once a month at the least. I get the "special search" every damn time myself. Now I'm a older guy...obviously with means...blue eyed/blonde haired ( well gray and blonde ) about as " American" as you can get...My wife's theory is simple and I am now convinced she is correct....I think those TSA dipshits have a quota of folks they have to search...take one look at my big easy going ass and say..."now there is a guy that won't raise any hell and bitch at me"...so they search my bags/my ass the whole 9 yards....everytime...I never bitch...just tell em I appreciate what they are doing and slapping em on the back....and off I go in 2-3 minutes.....I've seen towel heads just walk right through...I think those TSA uneducated trailer park trash mo fo's are afraid to be accused of harrasing them camel fuckers and focus on regular guys...
You should not be "suprised" they butt checked your ass....it is obvious to me these TSA folks have a chip on their shoulder that they cannot even afford a ticket to fly and are pretty much known as dipshits...but you give "power or authority" to some hillbilly with a 11th grade education and then get some fella in a $2K suit raising hell.....yup...squeal like a pig does come to mind as the outcome....no suprise considering the atmosphere and the players involved.

[Danger731]

If your name matches a known "bad guy" you will always be harrassed

[DragonsPhyre]

I don't check in with my mil ID at the front desk anymore either. That flags the military person to get 100% searched.. body, bags, and check in bags. What's up with that shit? Hell, I've been to Iraq and back twice now going against those assholes, and they want to flag me? bah. These days I drive anyhow.

[ss~zoso~ss]

A is the answer

[ss~zoso~ss]

its such bullshit that if they search the middle eastern people its "racist" or "profiling"

[pecha]

so just because somebody looks like he's from middle east means that he supports terrorists?

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

so just because somebody looks like he's from middle east means that he supports terrorists?

This calls to mind a chain email that a buddy forwarded to me a while back:

HISTORY TEST

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, ....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

Send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any such sense.

[Max Power]

And these douche bag "security" guys decide they need to search my nephew.

He's gotta take of his shoes and everything. (he's 15)

So I'm getting pissed. This kids been on some list now for the last 4 years or so and we can't get him off.

So meanwhile some muslim shitbags start going through the line. Now these guys look like some osama lovers and they look half nuts.

DO YOU THINK THESE SHITBAGS GET SEARCHED??????? Fuck no.

Soooooooooo I start to raise a ruckus and start to point out that if anybody should be searched it should be those guys. I doing it loud enough that everybody can hear and some people are starting let out with some hell yeahs.

Sooooooooooo who do you think was the next person searched and who do you think missed his flight? (this is a test)

a. the 45 year old white guy in the 2000 dollar suit ooooooorrrrrr
b. the fucking shitbag osama loving muslim middle eastern jackasses??

Well, considering that you're a troublemaker, and I didn't hear about any planes getting hijacked the past few week by any dark skinned guys, it sounds like airline security did their jobs.

[Max Power]

This calls to mind a chain email that a buddy forwarded to me a while back:

Wow... 13 crimes committed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 since 1968.

I wonder how many crimes were committed by white people during that time frame?

Or black people?

[Sarge]

Wow... 13 crimes committed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40 since 1968.

I wonder how many crimes were committed by white people during that time frame?

Or black people?

Crimes of those magnitude? None that I can think of.

[IYP]

Crimes of those magnitude? None that I can think of.

qft....no amount near that of crimes that large come to mind

[Max Power]

Crimes of those magnitude? None that I can think of.

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

So... according to you, no white person has shot and killed another person since 1968.

[Sarge]

So... according to you, no white person has shot and killed another person since 1968.

I am asking you to show me crimes commited by white ( define that for me will ya) folks that equal the magnitude of the crimes the other posted laid out. You summarily dismmised his post by your flippant answer...I dont really care...I am asking you to justify the spirit of your reply please.

[Max Power]

I am asking you to show me crimes commited by white ( define that for me will ya) folks that equal the magnitude of the crimes the other posted laid out. You summarily dismmised his post by your flippant answer...I dont really care...I am asking you to justify the spirit of your reply please.

You seem to think that mudering/kidnapping is of a higher "magnitude" when commited by a Muslim, for some reason. Perhaps you'd like to explain why?

Okay, I'll admit this changes the criteria slightly by going earlier than 1968, but Hitler and Stalin killed 10s of millions of people... each.
Both white.
You can't find anything that compares to crimes of that magnitude.

You found a list of 13 crimes commited by Muslims. Congratufuckinglations.

[Sarge]

You seem to think that mudering/kidnapping is of a higher "magnitude" when commited by a Muslim, for some reason. Perhaps you'd like to explain why?

Okay, I'll admit this changes the criteria slightly by going earlier than 1968, but Hitler and Stalin killed 10s of millions of people... each.
Both white.
You can't find anything that compares to crimes of that magnitude.

You found a list of 13 crimes commited by Muslims. Congratufuckinglations.

Huh? I didnt find shit buckwheat. WTF are you balbbering about?
You dismissed the list somebody else posted by saying "Oh gee willikers Wally...no white people commited any crimes..."...I replied to that by stating no...not to my knowledge crimes of that magnitude...I di not say white folks are angels...or folks of a lighter colered skin as you describe above are not fucking murdering bastards...nope....just replied to your flippant dismissal of the other guys post...yourwelcomeveryfuckingmuch.

[shadegray]

Terrorists:

Eric Rudolph- bombed a gay boar and abortion clinic

Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols- Oklahoma City bombing, a large bomb destroyed the Murrah federal building and killed 168 people

Ted Kazynski- the unibomber

Larry C ford- south african bioterrorism, as well as poisoning his mistresses

Columbine, high school massacres


Serial killers

David Berkowitz- "son of sam" who terrorized NY city in the 70's because a demon dog told him to do it

Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka- tortured and murdered schoolgirls

Jerry Brudos- abducted, mutilated and murdered a string of young women in his garage, under the nose of his wife and kids

Ted Bundy- probably the most notorious of serial killers, abducted women and performed sick rituals with them

Charles Cullen- male nurse who intentionally killed 35-40 patients

Ed Gein- necrophile, murderer, cannibal

There's a huge list of white serial killers, but I'm getting tired of typing.