Ohhh Ricers, you make my life complete.

[FSANE]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=99d_1294435221

[bluehawk2000]

That shit is hilarious, he sat and kept reving the shit out of it I am sure thats how he got cought.

[CJREX]

FWD=Fail.

Ever notice how a FWD burnout feels cheap whereas a RWD burnout feels imminently satisfying?

And tire smoke is an aphrodisiac for females only when coming from rear tires.

[Nhra Firebird]

[67CamaroRSSS]

FWD=Fail.

Ever notice how a FWD burnout feels cheap whereas a RWD burnout feels imminently satisfying?

And tire smoke is an aphrodisiac for females only when coming from rear tires.

I've got tire smoke comming out my ass when I fart. Will that work?

[67CamaroRSSS]

A burn out anecdote:

Years ago I lived in LA (street racing capitol of the world). Well, I was going home from a friends house and decided to check out one of the many areas that people congregated. Turns out there were a few folks out and I got one to bite on an offer to race. We lock it up with a 3rd party. I had the 67 in my sig.

Well, we line up and do a burn out. We see lights coming the other way so we both sit there waiting for them to pass. So sorry, it's the Carson Sheriff's.

The other car was in the right lane and I was in (duh) the left lane. Other car moves forward and turns into a drive way (area was all industrial). I move forward at a sedate pace (15 mph). Cop hooks a U-turn and gets in behind me, lights and siren blaring.

I turn to the parking lane, stop and shut off the car. Cop comes to the window and asks for the usual, which I produce. He proceeds to walk around the car checking it out and comes back to the drivers side window.

He states, "I saw both of you do a burn out but neither one of you raced so technically I can't charge you for that. OTOH, I called this in so I've got to charge you with something. Tell you what: Double Parking!"

I was about 35 at the time and so was the cop. Both of us burst out laughing. I got a ticket for that and no front license plate.

Dude with the $$$ left so I was also out $50...

[bluehawk2000]

You old people always forgetting you tell the same story 10 times to the same people.

[67CamaroRSSS]

You old people always forgetting you tell the same story 10 times to the same people.

That's only the 2nd time I've told that one and it's a different year in a different thread.

Now if I told the same story 2x in the same thread...

[bluehawk2000]

That's only the 2nd time I've told that one and it's a different year in a different thread.

Now if I told the same story 2x in the same thread...

I am just messing with you grandpa, gotta keep you on your toes!!

[Aetos]

First time I heard it... I liked it

[Sarge]

I've got tire smoke comming out my ass when I fart. Will that work?

I fart dust/

[cammed goat]

Now, THAT'S one hell of an "OOPS!!"

[28Marcos]

I've got tire smoke comming out my ass when I fart. Will that work?

as long as it doesn't smell like latex. haha

[nitrox28]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df3_1225005396 MUUUUCH better!