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    Talking Now you don't hear this every day

    SUMMARY OF INCIDENT:

    ON APRIL 7, 2010, AT APPROXIMATELY 0430 HOURS, OFFICER X, AND
    OFFICER Y, MADE CONTACT WITH A 60 YEAR OLD MALE SUBJECT FOR
    BEING PARKED IN A "NO PARKING ZONE." AFTER CONTACT, THE MALE WAS FOUND TO BE
    IN POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE AND SUBSEQUENTLY ARRESTED. DURING A
    SEARCH OF SUBJECT, A SUSPICIOUS WIRE, WITH AN ON/OFF SWITCH, WAS LOCATED IN
    THE SUBJECT'S LEFT FRONT PANT POCKET. THE WIRE WAS FOUND TO EXTEND FROM THE
    PANT POCKET TO THE SUBJECT'S ANAL CAVITY. THE SUBJECT CLAIMED THE DEVICE WAS
    AN ANAL VIBRATOR. THE OFFICERS INITIALLY PLANNED TO HAVE THE DEVICE REMOVED
    BY MEDICAL PERSONNEL AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL AND TRANSPORTED THE SUBJECT TO THE
    AREA OFFICE EN ROUTE TO THE MEDICAL FACILITY. UPON FURTHER INTERVIEW AT THE
    SOUTH LAKE TAHOE AREA OFFICE, THE SUBJECT BEGAN TO EXPLAIN HIS KNOWLEDGE OF
    EXPLOSIVES AND BOMB MAKING. THE OFFICERS BECAME SUSPICIOUS OF THE
    CIRCUMSTANCES AND MADE NOTIFICATION TO THE ON-CALL SERGEANT AND BOMB SEARCH
    SUPERVISOR, SERGEANT Z. SERGEANT Z RESPONDED AND
    MADE NOTIFICATION AND CONSULTATION WITH THE EL DORADO COUNTY EXPLOSIVE
    ORDINANCE DISPOSAL (EOD) TEAM. ALL UNNECESSARY PERSONNEL WERE EVACUATED FROM
    THE SOUTH LAKE TAHOE AREA OFFICE AT APPROXIMATELY 0545 HOURS. THE EOD TEAM
    RESPONDED TO EVALUATE THE DEVICE. AT APPROXIMATELY 0900 HOURS THE EOD TEAM
    RENDERED THE DEVICE SAFE AND DETERMINED IT WAS NOT AN EXPLOSIVE DEVISE. THE
    VIBRATOR WAS SUBSEQUENTLY REMOVED AND PLACED INTO PROPERTY. THE SUBJECT WAS
    THEN TRANSPORTED AND BOOKED FOR THE ORIGINAL POSSESSION CHARGES. THE SOUTH
    LAKE TAHOE AREA OFFICE WAS RE-OPENED AT APPROXIMATELY 0920 HOURS.


    I got rid of the names cause the newspaper did not put any neither
    sorry for caps lock - it's a copy-paste

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    On your ass flashing
    my highbeams

    Oh man, guess the guy was just dicking with them.

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    i dont care who ya are, thats funny right there

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    from another source I found the device was called "Blue Dolphin"

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    "Now you don't hear this every day"

    Yeah well I'm kinda glad I don't.....What freak!

    Officer X & officer Y asked the old man, "Whats's the buzz old timer."

    He just kinda smiled.....
    Last edited by rbob93; 04-18-2010 at 09:22 PM.

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    Senior Member pecha's Avatar
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    here it is from the paper


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    You California folks never cease to amaze me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    You California folks never cease to amaze me.
    Yeah, because everyone knows that shit like that only happens in CA

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    now we know where sarge is........

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    now we know where sarge is........
    Holy cow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    Yeah, because everyone knows that shit like that only happens in CA
    And Vegas

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    You California folks never cease to amaze me.
    yep but all that couzin lovin is left to you oaky boys

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    Couzin lovin? That's the state just to the east of us.

    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    yep but all that couzin lovin is left to you oaky boys

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    now we know where sarge is........
    Close to the correct age anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    Yeah, because everyone knows that shit like that only happens in CA
    No, but it happens first in California. Then some mentally challenged dipstick does it elsewhere... Your eccentrics are more experimental than the copy cat dips we got...

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie View Post
    No, but it happens first in California. Then some mentally challenged dipstick does it elsewhere... Your eccentrics are more experimental than the copy cat dips we got...
    Not my eccentrics I have nothing to do with them

    And, they are mostly up north anyhow. San Fran is loaded with'em

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    gross but funny as hell! thanks for sharing

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    Reminds me of an ambulance call I had back in '94.

    Wife calls us to come out, states her husband can't move his legs.

    We get on scene she is in a robe but underneath you can see she had some Dominatrix outfit on. She takes us to the room where he's at. He was a big guy in some type of contraption with various items next to him. It was me and 2 women and there was no way we could get him off. We all go to the ambulance, I make the call for Fire Rescue to send a couple of guys. About this time one of the Police Officers I knew well pulls up, asked about the call. My partner tells him just go inside and see. I told her she should have warned him. He comes back 5 mins later trying no to laugh his ass off at them. He get's in our truck and loses it. Fire Rescue shows up, my partner does it again, same response. After about 15 mins we get him off the thing and on a gurney. Turns out he was sitting on a dildo up his butt. Took him to the Er and had to tell the Dr's what we saw. Made them read the report. They lost it too.

    Too this day I can't keep a straight face repeating that story...Some weird MoFo's out there


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