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  1. #1
    Big$
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    My schlong is too long for comfort.

    I have a dilemma.

    My schlong is unusually long and pretty thick(girth).
    When i go to take a shit , it will rest in the water unless I flip it over the bowl.


    The problem is this:
    When i'm shitting,i also have the urge to piss(u know).So, if i flip my schlong over the bowl insted of resting it in the fecal water,I still have this urge to piss that i can't control.So i end up pissing on the floor.

    What should I do?




    Serious replies only,please.

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    Impounded x-40oz-x's Avatar
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    OMFG!!!!
    I got tears in my eyes i laughing so hard.

    Seriously dude i didn't think you could beat this:
    Quote Originally Posted by Big$
    OK Guys,with all this masterbation talk i have a question,actually its a two part question.First..where do yall blow ur cock snot???i mean do u just shoot on the carpet and rub it in there with ur foot? ur do u have a schmutz rag...under ur bed?(gets hard and crisp after a couple of "yanks sessions")Second question:For all the uncurcumsize(sp) cats out there ...do u pull all the way back from the start...or just jerk and pull right before orgasm???
    but somehow i'm not surprised.

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    Just wait until CaptainCaveMan and Fuxonthefirstdate get here.
    They'll tell you what to do.



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    Big$
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    it's a canadian thing...right?:-)

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    must be, i'm in the same situation as you.

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    ok I talked it over with my fiance and her friend. They are both CNAs and have to work with the old people alot and say that you should get a toilet riser that the handicap people with walkers have to use. That should give you another 12 inches or so to play with.
    LOL you said only serious responses right???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big$
    I have a dilemma.

    My schlong is unusually long and pretty thick(girth).
    When i go to take a shit , it will rest in the water unless I flip it over the bowl.


    The problem is this:
    When i'm shitting,i also have the urge to piss(u know).So, if i flip my schlong over the bowl insted of resting it in the fecal water,I still have this urge to piss that i can't control.So i end up pissing on the floor.

    What should I do?




    Serious replies only,please.
    I have to call on this one.

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    meanZ97
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    haha. how do you answer something like that?

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    tie it in a knot... problem solved

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    zleeper z
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    Shit man, I mean like my cock is so long, I have to wrap it around my waist like 2 times so I don't trip on it. I'm serious guys, seriously!!

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    meanZ97
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    Quote Originally Posted by zleeper z
    Shit man, I mean like my cock is so long, I have to wrap it around my waist like 2 times so I don't trip on it. I'm serious guys, seriously!!
    i hate it when i trip on it. then my head gets stuck in the grooves on the bottom of my shoes.

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    zleeper z
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    Quote Originally Posted by meanZ97
    i hate it when i trip on it. then my head gets stuck in the grooves on the bottom of my shoes.
    Is that before or after you wrap it around your waist??

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