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    Thumbs down My fail for the day.

    So I know there's some of you who don't like me and will take great pleasure reading this, but regardless of your feelings of me I invite you to lulz at my lameness.

    I'm in class today and this chick is totally eyeing me up. She has previously as well. Strong 7, perhaps even an 8. Class ends and I walk to the closest bus stop to catch the bus back to my apartment. I'm always standing there for about 15 or 20 minutes because the bus I need is a piece of shit. So I'm standing there and chick + friend make their way to the bus stop. I dicking around on my cellphone, texting or something. They're walking toward me from one side and she stops to do something with her cellphone, halfway facing me, literally a foot feet away from me. Captain obvious is obvious. After a few seconds I look up, and she does too at almost exactly the same time, and then she says "sorry" and moves to one side, as if there could possibly be anything behind her that I'd rather look at.

    Guess what my response was?

    Answer after about 10 or so replies.

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    this is gonna be good

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    It better be good if I'm going to check back in 5!

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    " I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
    Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

    That's just a guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    " I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
    Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

    That's just a guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    " I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
    Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

    That's just a guess.
    .....harsh

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    " I own a third gen and it's on stands in my garage right now while I try to de-3rdgenerize it".
    Then she slapped you in the face and said "screw you Joe Dirt".

    That's just a guess.
    Well played, sir

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    i like how EVERYONE was rolling on the floor laughing at that response.. hahaha

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    Nothing.


    I said nothing at all.







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    You said " back that ass up and drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, make it touch the floor, make that ass jiggle. Then she was like

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Nothing.


    I said nothing at all.







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    You Blew It!!!!!

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    The terrible thing is, although most are in jest, any of these guesses would have been better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Nothing.


    I said nothing at all.







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    are u 4 realz nigga?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6 View Post
    You Blew It!!!!!
    Rub it in a bit more please.

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