My boss farted and blamed on the garbage!

[Musclefan21]

this happened a couple days ago,

my boss was showing me the new computer system and while she was showing me how to use the system, i started to smell a TERRIBLE smell (i mean it)and i obviously couldn't do nothing but breathe that shit. Now, it was only me and her in the little office and the smell obviously was a silent bomb smell. She suddenly looked me in the eye and said, wow, something smells bad, Must be the garbage. I was like yeah, it must be it and told to myself "BS, you farty bitch, you simply let go a silent bomb and thought you could get away with it and now you are trying to recover". I know it wasn't me and i know 110% she farted and she tried to blame that shit to garbage. BTW: garbage is an office garbage which had nothing but papers, etc. in it

something must have crawled into her and died right there or she hadn't taken a shit for over a month cuz I was about to pass out. I thought my fart smelled terrible after drinking nitrotech hardcore protein powder but jesus, that shit put a bus length on mine.

Just wanted to share, rant off

[Spaz]

this happened a couple days ago,

my boss was showing me the new computer system and while she was showing me how to use the system, i started to smell a TERRIBLE smell (i mean it)and i obviously couldn't do nothing but breathe that shit. Now, it was only me and her in the little office and the smell obviously was a silent bomb smell. She suddenly looked me in the eye and said, wow, something smells bad, Must be the garbage. I was like yeah, it must be it and told to myself "BS, you farty bitch, you simply let go a silent bomb and thought you could get away with it and now you are trying to recover". I know it wasn't me and i know 110% she farted and she tried to blame that shit to garbage. BTW: garbage is an office garbage which had nothing but papers, etc. in it

something must have crawled into her and died right there or she hadn't taken a shit for over a month cuz I was about to pass out. I thought my fart smelled terrible after drinking nitrotech hardcore protein powder but jesus, that shit put a bus length on mine.

Just wanted to share, rant off

i can't help it... when stuff like that happens i have to say "did you just fucking fart? cause i know i didn't.. and it smells like a fart... you farted didn't you... if you did i'll fart right back to defend my territory..."

that is just the way i am...

[JwMonE99]

Real men fart but your boss is a women...

[GTP231]

Is she hot?

[redls1]

My wife does some silent but deadly ones too. LOL

[Nitro_Junkie97]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha.

[ss~zoso~ss]

smart man..

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

LoL, that's awesome. Our boss doesn't allow female employees, yet we advertise E.O.E. ....

[TransAm11973]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Chics fart??? When did this shit start? I thought that hole was there for our enjoyment

[Speedy_Gonzales]

Is she hot?

lol........I was going to ask that

[Z06-Goose]

It never fails; when I'm in my office bored, and nobody has stopped in forever, and everything out on the floor is running fine and all of the sudden, I feel the urge let one loose, and what do you know? the minute I dropped the silent lethal bomb, somebody always walks into the office just as the lethal gas starts to let its presence felt!

[twozs]

"it a catalytic converter" a very old Richard pryor joke

[Nitro_Junkie97]

i dont care how old you are, farts are always funny.

[KyleLs1]

a real woman would have claimed that shit as her own hahahaha

[LETHALxLS1]

this happened a couple days ago,

my boss was showing me the new computer system and while she was showing me how to use the system, i started to smell a TERRIBLE smell (i mean it)and i obviously couldn't do nothing but breathe that shit. Now, it was only me and her in the little office and the smell obviously was a silent bomb smell. She suddenly looked me in the eye and said, wow, something smells bad, Must be the garbage. I was like yeah, it must be it and told to myself "BS, you farty bitch, you simply let go a silent bomb and thought you could get away with it and now you are trying to recover". I know it wasn't me and i know 110% she farted and she tried to blame that shit to garbage. BTW: garbage is an office garbage which had nothing but papers, etc. in it

something must have crawled into her and died right there or she hadn't taken a shit for over a month cuz I was about to pass out. I thought my fart smelled terrible after drinking nitrotech hardcore protein powder but jesus, that shit put a bus length on mine.

Just wanted to share, rant off

Dude thats sooooooooo funny!!!!! When you talked about having to sit there and breath it in OMG!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah

[Musclefan21]

Dude thats sooooooooo funny!!!!! When you talked about having to sit there and breath it in OMG!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah

oh boy, that was terrible. I am still wondering, if she actually shit herself cuz it was so bad

[Musclefan21]

It never fails; when I'm in my office bored, and nobody has stopped in forever, and everything out on the floor is running fine and all of the sudden, I feel the urge let one loose, and what do you know? the minute I dropped the silent lethal bomb, somebody always walks into the office just as the lethal gas starts to let its presence felt!

that happened to me a few times before and it is embarrasing.

[Spaz]

that happened to me a few times before and it is embarrasing.

nah... blame it on them... "did you shit your pants? you stink.... get out!!! get the fuck out of my office!!!"

[Nhra Firebird]

LoL, that's awesome. Our boss doesn't allow female employees, yet we advertise E.O.E. ....

why no female employees? what time of work do you do?