Mr T facts

[Nastyfoot]

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Mr T was fired from the Psychic friends net work for always predicting "pain"

Mr T once killed a man with his balls.That's why it's known as "T-bagging"

When Mr T does a pushup he is in reality, pushing the planet away from him.He then allows to gravitate back towards his awesome presence.

Mr T is one part Gold, two parts Muscle, and no parts jibba jabba.

The last man to make eye contact with Mr T was Ray Charles.

Mr T was born with the right to party.Unlike the rest of us fools, who have to fight for it.

Mr T doesn't grow a mohawk on purpose.It's actually just his hair trying to give you the finger.

Mr T once met Bob Saget. He pitied the fool for having a last name that rhymed with Faggot. Full House was subsequently cancelled and a new host was found for America's funniest home videos.

Show Mr T a ship of fools and he'll show you a torpedo full of pity.

Mr T encourages people to "love their momma". That's because if you aren't loving your Momma, Mr T will break down your front door and love your Momma until he pities her.

Mr T cannot be killed with conventional means. The only known method is to expose him to prolonged jibba jabba.

Mr T is allergic to door knobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr T has 4 stomachs like a cow, yet can't stomach no fool.

To make sure Mr T was going to be born tough, His momma would punch her womb in between shots of whiskey.

When Mr T was a little boy, his father told him he was going to get a spanking for bad behavior. Just before he spanked Mr T, his dad said "Son, this going to hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you"....Mr T's dad was right.

Mr T beat a wall at tennis. A friggin' WALL!.

Mr T doesn't have heart valves. He has pistons.

Mr T eats rubix cubes and craps them out solved.

[snaggeltooth]

there used to be a site where you could Mr T. you desktop ....So if you got mail it would say YOu got mail fool...and all sorts of stuff ...But I cant find a link ...

[Nastyfoot]

there used to be a site where you could Mr T. you desktop ....So if you got mail it would say YOu got mail fool...and all sorts of stuff ...But I cant find a link ...

Let me know if you do end up finding it.

[snaggeltooth]

Ill keep looking , but you know how Google and search engines are, if you dont word the question just right ....you just get alot of crap ....

[tornado]

yea let me know whet the link is man,that would be cool,lol.

[snaggeltooth]

http://www.mrtvseverything.com/ not what I was looking for but loads of fun stuff

[Dax]

Excellent stuff.

[pecha]

When Mr T does a pushup he is in reality, pushing the planet away from him.He then allows to gravitate back towards his awesome presence.

the same fact was about chuck n. - WEAK

[Dax]

Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T... now there's a close one.

[Y2KBird]

Why do people think 65 year old Chuck Norris is tough? Sure he's good at what he does and you wouldnt want to street brawl with him but I dont see him as a massive fugure who can change the Earths gravity...He's a small guy.
I see a lot of things about monsters under the bed being afraid of Chuck and it just doesnt fit.

[jacobyb]

That is the whole point.

[Nastyfoot]

the same fact was about chuck n. - WEAK

Actually it came from the Pecha facts list. Chuck and T stole it.

So your right, weak

[pecha]

Actually it came from the Pecha facts list. Chuck and T stole it.

So your right, weak

lol