The movie you've all been waiting for!

**Schmalgar** · 02-14-2011, 09:20 AM

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...9125&gt1=28101

**cuervo25_1** · 02-14-2011, 10:06 AM

that is the last thing I would want to ever see, personally I would like to see a Sarge and Orion in their rendition of a christmas story

Orion: I WANT A RED DYSON VACUUM CLEANER WITH A DUSTER IN THE HANDLE!

sarge: YOU WILL SUCK OFF YOUR APRON KID!

**Schmalgar** · 02-14-2011, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

that is the last thing I would want to ever see, personally I would like to see a Sarge and Orion in their rendition of a christmas story

Ha! I can picture Sarge shaking his fist in fury and yelling 'sons o bitches!' like the dad in the movie...

**Knight** · 02-14-2011, 10:51 AM

I wonder if the entire movie will be voice over and lip sync?

**Sarge** · 02-14-2011, 11:57 AM

Orion and I were Milli Vannili. Took some shoe polish and we was lip synchin' sums bitches. We sold our hair on Ebay for $1 per pound and were supposed to split $5MM dollars. Orion stole all our Milli Vanilli money and retired to Ohio and I am selling Mr. Luos BobbleHeads in a van down by the river. You put them on your dashboard and every bump you go over they cry. I sell 'em for a $1.

**cuervo25_1** · 02-14-2011, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Schmalgar

Ha! I can picture Sarge shaking his fist in fury and yelling 'sons o bitches!' like the dad in the movie...

and instead of slamming the bumpass's hounds ear in the door he opens fire on them with an 12 gauge saiga. and the famous "oh fuuuuuuudddgggee" scene Orion yell "OH BUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEERMILK" the part of randy can be played by.....Hey Orion who would you like to smack around ME NOT INCLUDED! Spaz can be Schwartz the mom can be mama, the teacher can be KR Cammed can be flick and instead of a leg lamp we can have a full body lamp of JerseyLS1 in some sort of hot outfit.

**cuervo25_1** · 02-14-2011, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Orion and I were Milli Vannili. Took some shoe polish and we was lip synchin' sums bitches. We sold our hair on Ebay for $1 per pound and were supposed to split $5MM dollars. Orion stole all our Milli Vanilli money and retired to Ohio and I am selling Mr. Luos BobbleHeads in a van down by the river. You put them on your dashboard and every bump you go over they cry. I sell 'em for a $1.

Should have sold the oil in the hair as a "miracle oil" for race cars

**ibanez7** · 02-14-2011, 01:39 PM

music in the USA is a fucking joke..

these guys get busted for lip syncing, get made fun of and lose their career.. Yet every annoying pop star in the USA, lip syncs and is considered cool.

I hate people that cant sing or play live and use pitch correctors/vocal processors in the studio because they cant sing, let alone somebody else writes their lyrics/music.
and the music grammys gives them awards for it...

Atleast these two douche nuggets admitted their fault...

finally spinning a record around and using re-sampling drum beats does not make you a musician... your still a tool...

if you want to be a musicians sing live, write your own shit and play an instrument...

fucking tools.

**Sarge** · 02-14-2011, 02:02 PM

Mebbe they can move in with me in my van down by the river?

**67CamaroRSSS** · 02-14-2011, 02:47 PM

This shows what true losers they were: "Following their downfall, Pilatus served time in jail for robbery, and, in 1998, on the eve of their potential comeback tour, died of a drug overdose."

And the sampled drum beats? I bet no one here knows who Clayton Fillyau or Clyde Stubblefield are off the top of their head.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 02-14-2011, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by ibanez7

music in the USA is a fucking joke..

these guys get busted for lip syncing, get made fun of and lose their career.. Yet every annoying pop star in the USA, lip syncs and is considered cool.

I hate people that cant sing or play live and use pitch correctors/vocal processors in the studio because they cant sing, let alone somebody else writes their lyrics/music.
and the music grammys gives them awards for it...

Atleast these two douche nuggets admitted their fault...

finally spinning a record around and using re-sampling drum beats does not make you a musician... your still a tool...

if you want to be a musicians sing live, write your own shit and play an instrument...

fucking tools.

aight henry rollins

I agree

**Y2KPewterSS** · 02-14-2011, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Mebbe they can move in with me in my van down by the river?

That van got towed to its new site already, didn't it?

**0rion** · 02-14-2011, 03:26 PM

some of you guys aren't old enough to remember this but when this all went down it was a HUGE deal.

**Sarge** · 02-14-2011, 04:21 PM

I can't remember what I did yesterday. I taped my user name and password on my dog. When he dies I cannot login anymore I guess.

**Sarge** · 02-14-2011, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

That van got towed to its new site already, didn't it?

LOL...you sum bitch...you just don't let up do you? LOL...........

**Y2KPewterSS** · 02-14-2011, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

LOL...you sum bitch...you just don't let up do you? LOL...........

Keep the new location on the down low, or the van might get a permanent impound.

**Z28Thunder** · 02-14-2011, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

That van got towed to its new site already, didn't it?

If it got towed to the site... Sarge is not making any money there P... The only people there is US...

**Sarge** · 02-14-2011, 04:35 PM

LOL....you guys in need of a bobblehead that cries all the time?

**blackSS01** · 02-14-2011, 04:37 PM

Paging Sarge!! Questions in General Help for you

**Y2KPewterSS** · 02-14-2011, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

If it got towed to the site... Sarge is not making any money there P... The only people there is US...

Ok, so maybe it wasn't towed. A couple of trollagers, errr teenagers stole it, and took it for a joyride over there. What the dumbass thieves didn't realize, was one of them had dialed 911 with his cell phone and the popo followed them there. Instead of hauling the thieves to the slammer though, they decided to conduct their own lil vigilante justice instead. Life was never the same for those idiot thieves. After the popo kicked their asses in front of their fellow thieves, no one would be caught dead near the dumbasses.