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    More proof that...

    Women are whores.

    I am in Mississippi for the week and decide to take my whole team out to a bar. We end up at a country bar which is filled with hot women. I meet a girl and we are getting along great. Not only is she hot but she can carry on an intelligent conversation.

    About an hour after I meet her we are sitting together at a table talking when some redneck in a camo hat and jacket walks up to her. She introduces us, "this is my husband Clayton". WTF over? Evidently she wasn't expecting him to show up there.

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    She wanted a sandwich that was heavy on the meat, just wanted to guage your reaction when you saw her husband,

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    I take it your bitterness means you bought her drinks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    I take it your bitterness means you bought her drinks?
    He had plans... Then the hubby showed up and claimed his territory...

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    So she's a whore because she's married but was at a bar talking to other men? Or did you bang her in the men's room or something?

    By that definition, I'd say that they are all indeed whores. I'd have to question the definition tho....

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    Cockblocked by the husband, FTL

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbojimmy View Post
    So she's a whore because she's married but was at a bar talking to other men? Or did you bang her in the men's room or something?

    By that definition, I'd say that they are all indeed whores. I'd have to question the definition tho....
    She wasn't talking to just kill the time. Her husband showed up unexpected. I am guessing someone called him because he showed up in his work clothes at the bar and didn't look too happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    I take it your bitterness means you bought her drinks?
    I bought no drinks just wasted my time

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    Was there a ring on her finger?

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    More proof that...
    Women are whores.
    None needed.

    But, I'll read the rest of the post later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArcticZ06 View Post
    Was there a ring on her finger?

    If I noticed a ring it wouldn't have been a surprise.

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    I've met some rather awesome arizonans... arizonians??? "people from arizona" in my time. Trust me when I say.... Count your blessings out there. Women in NY are easily the worst. Everyplace else in the world I've been people have been awesome. Finding equally awesome not stuck up women in NY... not quite so easy. Think "Jersey Shore" and how they will only associate with other "guidos" and you might begin to get the picture. No that show is not fake that is really how it is here.... sigh....


    oh! on another note, a silver lining!! Too bad i wasn't free to pursue this. I'm at work right now. On the way in today I saw a cute asian girl waiting for the train. I flashed her a smile and she reciprocated. When we got on the train we were sitting close to eachother. A few minutes into the ride she offered me gum. The smile from her and the gum.... dang... I was IN GIGIDY GIGIDY!!! When her stop came she stood up and looked my way and smiled then stood in front of the door trying not to look.... not realizing that she was standing on the wrong side of the train. The doors BEHIND her opened and she almost fell over herself trying to turn around and get to the right door.... Saw her checking me out from the platform as the train pulled off.

    Since I didn't flirt or even have a conversation I guess it makes me better than the woman that was flirting despite having a husband. Though being unattached could have proven to be fun today heh heh..
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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    Women are whores.

    I am in Mississippi for the week and decide to take my whole team out to a bar. We end up at a country bar which is filled with hot women. I meet a girl and we are getting along great. Not only is she hot but she can carry on an intelligent conversation.

    About an hour after I meet her we are sitting together at a table talking when some redneck in a camo hat and jacket walks up to her. She introduces us, "this is my husband Clayton". WTF over? Evidently she wasn't expecting him to show up there.
    Take some consolation in the fact that he probably realized what was going on and beat the shit out of her upon leaving the bar. What part of MS? If it was a former sorority girl, I'm not at all surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    Shehe show wasn't talking to just kill the time. Her husband showed up unexpected. I am guessing someone called him because showed up in his work clothes at the bar and didn't look too happy
    = assbeating when they get home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01 View Post
    What part of MS?
    Hattiesburg

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    Quote Originally Posted by infantryws6 View Post
    Hattiesburg
    I've never been to that part of the State, I'm from North MS. We've always gone to the bars in Memphrica.

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    I don't get it.....weren't you hoping she was a whore??

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbob93 View Post
    I don't get it.....weren't you hoping she was a whore??
    She was, just got caught by the husband before she could progress to all out whore mode.

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    i'm sure she's a regular

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    Quote Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R View Post
    I've met some rather awesome arizonans... arizonians??? "people from arizona" in my time.
    The natives call themselves "Zonies". Phoenix residents are referred to as Phonecians.

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