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10-29-2007, 12:04 PM #1
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BlackCherry- Bad Ass 67 Camaro / 2010
More Good Humor!!!
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a
good memory. I am not able to remember, what I
chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex,
she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - "don't" and "stop", unless they
are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next
to best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri
Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good
hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the
dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to
sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only
down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the
whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and
she was happy with the Thing......
15. Q: What is the three biggest tragedies in
a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your
troubles to bed", many men still sleep with
their wives !!!
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10-30-2007, 03:31 PM #2
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine,
inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in
the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance
against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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10-30-2007, 03:41 PM #3
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Black as Wesley Snipes- 09 Mazda 3, 12 Z1000
nice..... loved the one about Bridge
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10-30-2007, 08:30 PM #4
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Bright Rally Red- 2000 Camaro SS #5075 M6
haha good stuff
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10-30-2007, 08:37 PM #5
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
Good shit there
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10-31-2007, 12:24 AM #6tater_saladGuest
Midget joke FTMFW
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10-31-2007, 11:12 AM #7
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Daughters are a reminder that you thought it was good idea to have sex!!
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10-31-2007, 11:17 AM #8
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10-31-2007, 11:35 AM #9
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
Damn this eidetic memory.............
P.S.: If you don't get it read #1. If you still don't get it read the dictionary.
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10-31-2007, 12:16 PM #10
lol good stuff
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