The moral of this story is:

**sassy** · 03-06-2006, 07:47 AM

Subject: Getting married

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

**Zboner** · 03-06-2006, 07:51 AM

thats some funny shit man

**ls1bandit** · 03-06-2006, 08:35 AM

Old Schoollllllllllll

**foshizl** · 03-06-2006, 10:45 AM

Thats old school, but its still good

**gettin sideways** · 03-06-2006, 10:48 AM

thats frigin sweet!!!!!!!

**Sassy Cassie** · 03-06-2006, 12:34 PM

Just curious: Do you ever plan on posting anything other than chain e-mails and cliche pics?

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 03-06-2006, 01:06 PM

Nice!

**Nastyfoot** · 03-06-2006, 01:45 PM

Fuck that! I'd be IRATE that they tried to trap me like that! BULLSHIT!

Guy's by nature are hunters. I'd have been all over that shit. Then punched the old man in his cocksucker on the way out the door.

**BIG D's SS** · 03-06-2006, 01:48 PM

**502ci** · 03-06-2006, 01:49 PM

Never heard that one before, pretty funny though.

**sassy** · 03-06-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

Just curious: Do you ever plan on posting anything other than chain e-mails and cliche pics?

I don't know but I do know that I enjoy making folks laugh. Theres enough people who bitch and moan in this world. Give a kid a break if their just trying to keep it lite.

**Blitzed** · 03-06-2006, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

Fuck that! I'd be IRATE that they tried to trap me like that! BULLSHIT!

Guy's by nature are hunters. I'd have been all over that shit. Then punched the old man in his cocksucker on the way out the door.

Ahahha... god damn that is the same thing I would say! Holy shit I'm rollin

**Hi-Po** · 03-06-2006, 08:26 PM

thats pretty good.

**Sassy Cassie** · 03-07-2006, 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by sassy

I don't know but I do know that I enjoy making folks laugh. Theres enough people who bitch and moan in this world. Give a kid a break if their just trying to keep it lite.

You do know how to communicate!