Momma Jokes...

**Comedian** · 10-25-2007, 11:45 PM

Ok we all know some momma jokes so lets have them..

I really like this one.

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

**Comedian** · 10-25-2007, 11:53 PM

Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

**Bobby97SS** · 10-26-2007, 04:08 AM

Yo mama so fat she sells shade.
Yo mama so fat she gotta keep dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other.
Yo mama so dumb she sit on the tv and watch couch.
Yo mama so fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move outta the way.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale.