men are happier

[third_shift|studios]

just got this in an email;

Men Are Just Happier People--



What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.



Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.



No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it

[gwballin]

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

I just got back from lunch with the guy that sits next to me at work. He had to go get a band-aid from the supply room because his new shoes were causing blisters.

Maybe I should ask if there is something he needs to share with the rest of the office.

[SexOnWheels]

Every day I thank gawd I was born a male!

[ss~zoso~ss]

i dont think there is any argument that men are happier, women are fucking miserable / bitchy most of the time

[ss~zoso~ss]

lmao, "mechanics tell you the truth"

[0rion]

lmao, "mechanics tell you the truth"

that statement is not that accurate anymore. I'm always amazed at how many guys I know that can't change their own plugs or do basic repairs to a car. Most I know don't even change their own oil. Guys at work go get $1k tune ups and stuff like that. I just laugh. I do some side work but usually for close friends or something along those lines. Until recently I did the work for either nothing or whatever they offered but those days are gone because I got tired of spending my time in the garage and saving these guys hundreds of dollars and them not even offering anything most of the time.

[86 IROC-Z]

hahahaha, awesome

[ATCharming]

can i add one?

men always orgasm during sex, women very often fake it or dont even bother

haha

[0rion]

can i add one?

men always orgasm during sex, women very often fake it or dont even bother

haha

maybe yours do.

[ATCharming]

maybe yours do.

nah i get her every time.
its a general statement that applies to many but not all.

wow that was redundant. oh well.

[CaptainCaveMan]

There was nothing about bleeding for 3 days in there. I'm sure as hell happy i don't have to deal with that shit

[third_shift|studios]

There was nothing about bleeding for 3 days in there. I'm sure as hell happy i don't have to deal with that shit

"i'm sorry children, i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and lives"

[burnws6]

"i'm sorry children, i just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and lives"

thats so wrong

[third_shift|studios]

nooo, that's sooo south park

[SexOnWheels]

...men always orgasm during sex, women very often fake it or dont even bother

That should not have been shared your poor girly....

[juiced99ws6]

that was pretty good, I reposted it to myspace.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Until recently I did the work for either nothing or whatever they offered but those days are gone because I got tired of spending my time in the garage and saving these guys hundreds of dollars and them not even offering anything most of the time.

I remember that post, didn't you do a brake job for someone and all he did was drop the car off...didn't help or anything.

[sgt0704]

you guys are nieve. <--sp.. girls generally bleed for 7.

[ATCharming]

you guys are nieve. <--sp.. girls generally bleed for 7.

u have some bad luck, guy. 3-4 days is what ive experienced. every girl ive known is 3-4 for sure

[ATCharming]

you guys are nieve. <--sp.. girls generally bleed for 7.

oh and its naive, dumbass.

jk lol