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12-01-2009, 09:56 PM #1
Maury......
So as I am sitting here trolling through the threads I start watching Maury in the background.
The episode is: "Explosive paternity test results"
Sounded kind of entertaining so I started watching it.
This lady comes on the show (not attractive, overweight.....not really a shocker as this is the norm on these shows) to get a paternity test. Guy #1 is NOT the father.
Few months go by and she pleads her case again by bringing on guy #2 who she just knows is the father.....Results are in......NOPE.
So now, this episode, she brings a third guy on. An ex....she said she had figured the dates out wrong and that is why the last two guys weren't the father, but she knew for a fact this guy was.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
LMAO...this shit is hilarious.
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12-01-2009, 10:02 PM #2
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Dude i saw a woman on there with like 8 guys once...none were the father, lol
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12-01-2009, 10:02 PM #3
hahaha...wow. ya know...maury used to have a legit show...and then he went springer...
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12-01-2009, 10:05 PM #4
This one guy on here is being accused of being the father of 21 different kids. So far he has been tested for two different kids and he is NOT the father of either.
I can't stop laughing. All these crazy hoes.
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12-01-2009, 10:08 PM #5
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12-01-2009, 10:18 PM #6
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Makes you wonder what kind of fucked up shit those guys were on to be nailing that....
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12-01-2009, 10:20 PM #7
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12-02-2009, 06:25 AM #8
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I watch for the
Non usage of condoms=EPIC FAIL.
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12-02-2009, 07:32 AM #9
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12-02-2009, 07:59 AM #10
It is pretty funny -- you guys get to watch it on TV, I get to deal with it in real life. Have had a few cases through the years where I would get a "deer in the headlights look" when I asked who the father is. They squirm for a bit and then sheepishly admit that, well... it might be... and list off a couple of names. So far I have never had to go past test number two though. On one a few years back, I had a wiseass attorney representing the other side. He said something smart when we got back the positive test result for his client. I said to him, dead serious, "Don't laugh, you were the third name on the list."
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12-02-2009, 08:03 AM #11
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I love seeing the women run off stage screaming bloody murder when the man they openly badmouthed is not the father.
But ya don't need teeth to be on Springer.
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12-02-2009, 08:04 AM #12
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12-02-2009, 09:13 AM #13
That is the most hilarious part IMO. The guy gets bashed by the female and every audience member at that. This is before the evidence is even brought forth. Then when they find out the guy is in the clear, all of a sudden the female is a slut!
Talk about some double standards.
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12-02-2009, 09:44 AM #14
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Craziness at is finest.
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12-02-2009, 10:51 AM #15
I love that maury show i watch it all the time
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12-02-2009, 12:50 PM #16
you are the father or your are not the father & damn bitch how many dudes you fuck just give up
summary of show
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12-02-2009, 01:32 PM #17
I stay from those shows. Too many future leaders there.. I guess I'm still hoping to be surprised..
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12-02-2009, 03:37 PM #18
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12-02-2009, 04:12 PM #19
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I wonder if there will be a news story in the future: "Man has life ruined after being falsely-accused on TV, goes crazy & kills accuser with chainsaw!"
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12-02-2009, 04:14 PM #20
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Remember Jenny Jones and the shyte that happened with her show? Oh boy. Truly effed up.
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