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    Mama and the Russian

    Off the back porch I was a blasting away with my Russian SKS rifle.
    Mama walks out and sez give me that thing. I about had a heart attack. She is a pistol gal and I have seen her shoot a rifle maybe 2wice in 26+years. And that was a .22 cuz she was pissed at some cats. Now this SKS is fairly heavy and had about 8 rounds left in the magazine. 7.62MM rounds.
    I used to have a rain gauge on a post about 50 yards from the back porch on a old cedar post. She always bitched that it was ugly and didn't belong there.
    She wasted it and the post in rapid fire,smiled....handed the rifle back to me and walked off.

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    Gentle warning I'd suggest that you had better behave yourself or else she will 'roger' you with the barrel


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    Mama sure as hell did. I know you have one...I really like this gun.
    Cut that old cedar post in half that's for sure....

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    Make me think of that ol addage:

    "Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned."

    I think that's how it goes anyway.

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    Sarge if an erection caused by your wife shooting the post in half lasts for more than four hours please consult your doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Mama sure as hell did. I know you have one...I really like this gun.
    Cut that old cedar post in half that's for sure....
    I told ya you would like your SKS how many rounds you have left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doberman 152 View Post
    I told ya you would like your SKS how many rounds you have left?
    Well I got another 1000 from a guy this morning for $200...so I have around 1800 rounds....mostly Monarch and Golden Bear....some Wolf...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Well I got another 1000 from a guy this morning for $200...so I have around 1800 rounds....mostly Monarch and Golden Bear....some Wolf...
    So when does the reveloution start Sarge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Well I got another 1000 from a guy this morning for $200...so I have around 1800 rounds....mostly Monarch and Golden Bear....some Wolf...
    just watch out with those coated shells.....if you are shooting alot in succession or rapid fire, the coating on those Bear/Wolf rounds can start to melt off. It can cause a lot of gunky build up in your chamber and its not fun to get out. Just one of the down falls of those types of rounds.

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    Yeah I fired of 50 rounds in the SKS and another 50 in the .223 today. Just cleaned both of them. I use Remington Bore Cleaner. Then Hoppes #9.....then the "copper brush"...then I run patches till they come out totally clean. I clean the bore/bolt everytime I shoot. Wipe 'em down with light oil and a rag. Pledge Lemon ( I like the smell) the wood. After about 500 rounds I totally break everything down/soak/lube and reassemble. The SKS has a funky firing pin with no spring. So I just use brake cleaner and no oil. Rattles around in the bolt....sorta weird but works.

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    I fired a shitload of this stuff the other day. It is very very clean and shoots very well. I ordered another 500 rounds of it.
    http://www.ammunitiontogo.com/catalo...oducts_id/2131

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    So when does the reveloution start Sarge?
    I dunno.
    But when them zombies come over the hill I got a lil summpin for their ass.
    I blast away all the time
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    I am the non Homo.

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    Phh,,zombies. The least intimidating killers of all time. Seriously, my grandma could walk faster than they do. They never wield any weapons, so a simple metal rod would yield a huge advantage over them. Anyways you would be to busy cleaning your guns with your pledge dusting spray while the real men like me would be out there with louisville sluggers saving America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Off the back porch I was a blasting away with my Russian SKS rifle.
    Mama walks out and sez give me that thing. I about had a heart attack. She is a pistol gal and I have seen her shoot a rifle maybe 2wice in 26+years. And that was a .22 cuz she was pissed at some cats. Now this SKS is fairly heavy and had about 8 rounds left in the magazine. 7.62MM rounds.
    I used to have a rain gauge on a post about 50 yards from the back porch on a old cedar post. She always bitched that it was ugly and didn't belong there.
    She wasted it and the post in rapid fire,smiled....handed the rifle back to me and walked off.


    Nice kill mama.... Hey Sarge have you ever been to OSA? I will PM you the link.

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    Now that is COOL!
    Life has it's moments... that one sounds pricless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    Phh,,zombies. The least intimidating killers of all time. Seriously, my grandma could walk faster than they do. They never wield any weapons, so a simple metal rod would yield a huge advantage over them. Anyways you would be to busy cleaning your guns with your pledge dusting spray while the real men like me would be out there with louisville sluggers saving America.
    all around badass

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Make me think of that ol addage:

    "Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned."

    I think that's how it goes anyway.
    "There is a no more righteous woman, than a reformed whore."

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