Love/Hate Relationship with Kentucky

[JoshieDoom]

So idk why but i love and hate where I live with a passion....


Why I love where I live:

I can shoot in most any direction legally and anytime i want...
I can piss anywhere and anytime I please.
I can do donuts and jump hills and run over lots of crap.
Not many cops.
No emissions.
We have deer turkey, ducks, geese, bobcats, groundhogs, bears, and a bunch of wild shit that lurks around in the yard at night.
I can redline my car all day if I want and not have to worry about noise BS.


Why I hate where I live:

Gravel Roads.
Ticks and chiggers( chigger bites on the nuts/wang suck!!!!!)
Not enough auto stores
A dry county(no alkeyhall)
No places to eat open past 11 other than dennys
We only have a walmart and thats it...
People are fat
People are ignorant
Not enough f-bodies
I hate cuntry music blaring everywhere
I hate rednecks
I have 99 percent of people
Most people dont have most of their teeth.
Most people dont know how to drive
Most people think a v6 mustang with eat my car alive.
Ricers are everywhere

Gah!

[cant.b.caught.z28]

no alchohol??? I'm not even legal yet and I couldn't handle that

[JoshieDoom]

Have to drive about 30 miles to get any... plus no sunday sales... GAY

[blk_jaws]

lol so very true lol

[sunsetorangess]

Yepp it sucks but There are a few perks lol...
Better than the desert or the mountains.
J

[blk_jaws]

yea and at least gas aint as high as it is in cali or places like that.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Have to drive about 30 miles to get any... plus no sunday sales... GAY

WTF, how is that even legal? I'm thinking more and more everyday that cali isn't that bad. Someone else was saying awhile back that they can't get a tatt in their county...that's ridiculous.

[bandit95]

that's country life for ya. it's like that in a lot of areas around me. fortunately i live in an alcohol friendly part but 30 mins north of me there are only 2 liquor stores around in between all the dry counties.

[fluke]

WTF, how is that even legal? I'm thinking more and more everyday that cali isn't that bad. Someone else was saying awhile back that they can't get a tatt in their county...that's ridiculous.

Yeah, we are a Commonweath. I live in a Dry county too, it blows.. 35-40 minutes from the nearest store to buy. Prohibition laws aren't the only strange ones around here.

Oh and Josh.. I feel your pain and often miss Florida.

[JoshieDoom]

No tattoos in this county either. Closest is same as the other stuff

[third_shift|studios]

So idk why but i love and hate where I live with a passion....


Why I love where I live:

I can shoot in most any direction legally and anytime i want...
I can piss anywhere and anytime I please.
I can do donuts and jump hills and run over lots of crap.
Not many cops.
No emissions.
We have deer turkey, ducks, geese, bobcats, groundhogs, bears, and a bunch of wild shit that lurks around in the yard at night.
I can redline my car all day if I want and not have to worry about noise BS.


Why I hate where I live:

Gravel Roads.
Ticks and chiggers( chigger bites on the nuts/wang suck!!!!!)
Not enough auto stores
A dry county(no alkeyhall)
No places to eat open past 11 other than dennys
We only have a walmart and thats it...
People are fat
People are ignorant
Not enough f-bodies
I hate cuntry music blaring everywhere
I hate rednecks
I have 99 percent of people
Most people dont have most of their teeth.
Most people dont know how to drive
Most people think a v6 mustang with eat my car alive.
Ricers are everywhere

Gah!

'cept the alcohol shit...guess it's cause i'm near the big city

[fluke]

'cept the alcohol shit...guess it's cause i'm near the big city

Yeah, the dry county laws SUUUUCK. Not because I'm too lazy to pick up beer in Morehead or Mt. Sterling.. but because it means that instead of Drunk #1 who lives in town w/ a bar walks to it and gets smashed and walks home.. Drunk #2 who lives in a dry county drives to the bar 30 minutes away and drinks then tries to DRIVE back home. I can't even begin to count the number of drunk drivers I run into coming back from either Mt. Sterling or Morehead.

[nitrox28]

You need to move out of the hills! I live in the northern part of Lexington and I can shoot in my backyard, fish and hunt about 10 minutes away, BUT the liquor stores are open 7 days a week, we have countless tattoo shops and 4 Super Walmarts We also have strip clubs galore and hookers if you know where to look.

[fluke]

You need to move out of the hills! I live in the northern part of Lexington and I can shoot in my backyard, fish and hunt about 10 minutes away, BUT the liquor stores are open 7 days a week, we have countless tattoo shops and 4 Super Walmarts We also have strip clubs galore and hookers if you know where to look.

Pssst.. *redneck bragging time* Our Wal-mart is bigger than yours.. so nyah. Plus, I like the lake and parks.

[KyleLs1]

lol and people think Canada sucks... weed is practically legal here (personal amounts). drinking age is 18 where i live, liquor store and a tatoo parlour on every corner, crazy bars/clubs etc etc etc, and i thought my city sucked balls.

Fuck i would kill myself if i lived in a dry county with a bunch of toothless hicks.

What do you guys do for fun? Watch the cars rust?

[bandit95]

cow tipping is always a hoot and a half

[cant.b.caught.z28]

18 for a drinking age!? I'm packing my bags. hah

[KyleLs1]

18 for a drinking age!? I'm packing my bags. hah

by the time i turned 18 i had already been going to the bars for 2 or 3 years and was pretty much tired of the bar scene. Fake IDs were wonderful lol

[JoshieDoom]

We put up chicken wire around the carport today. Damn giant canadian geese shitting all over the place. BTW owensboro has the biggest walmart in KY.. I WIN!

[nitrox28]

But you can't buy beer there. You loose.