look at this crap (GTO owners beware)

[Secret Formula]

http://www.ricedrides.com/index.php?content=suck2
I thought this site was pretty funny... until i read this section.

[SexOnWheels]

Still is a funny site even with the 'Pontiac Mullet Drivers'

But a Solara over a GTO? The guys not all there...

[Sarge]

I love him. I can squeeze 0-60 in right at 6 seconds out of Oprah...with 4 plug wires pulled off and dragging a Dodge Ram pickemup truck behind me with it in reverse and floored. Think about it. This unfortunate dipshit built a website for that? You dont think maybe he is compensating for something do you? Like a little Johnson and car to match his Johnson? He probably rubs candle wax on his nipples and reads the hate mail. Oh well.

[Hi-Po]

I love him. I can squeeze 0-60 in right at 6 seconds out of Oprah...with 4 plug wires pulled off and dragging a Dodge Ram pickemup truck behind me with it in reverse and floored. Think about it. This unfortunate dipshit built a website for that? You dont think maybe he is compensating for something do you? Like a little Johnson and car to match his Johnson? He probably rubs candle wax on his nipples and reads the hate mail. Oh well.

Thats ghot me crackin up as i type. Im gonna use that line on someone tonight. Thanks For the line Sarge!

[third_shift|studios]

it's my site...you gota problem wit dat?

[Sarge]

I should offer to tie his ass to the back of Oprah and see if we can run with that Supra....us Texans like to tie folks to the back of our cars.

[third_shift|studios]

[ss~zoso~ss]

i cant believe somebody would make a web page like that
LOSER

[00redws6]

i have a dd solara v6 and it will not come close to my basically stock TA so i have no idea what that guys talking about.

[MagicMan]

I'm an asshole driver & I drive 2 Pontiacs.

[ss~zoso~ss]

admitting to the problem is the first step


lol J/k

[snaggeltooth]

Below is my actual car, it's a Mercedes C280. It's heavy ass won't beat you're 10lb plastic toy off the line, but when you level off at 80, I'll still be chirping the tires as I pass at 120 1996 Mercedes-Benz C280 Sport 7.3 15.8
and he will be barking his tires at 120??

[astyles]

I should offer to tie his ass to the back of Oprah and see if we can run with that Supra....us Texans like to tie folks to the back of our cars.

speakin of oprah do you have her back?

[94z28l]

why is a moron like that taking up the air in this world? please sarge tie him to the back of oprah and drag his ass down a road full of pot holes and rocks

[jacobyb]

THis guy reminds me of the guy that started the anti H2 site. Jealousy is a smelly cologne. THis guy was probably denied financing.

[Sarge]

speakin of oprah do you have her back?

Nope. We have the body back on ( all new) and she has a kazillion coats of black as midnight paint and clear coat....she is assembled with the exception of a fog light wiring harness. We added the oil thermostat in between the remote filters and the oil cooler....new wheels and tires....she is close...real close....it has given me time to restore the Vette...and that bitch is just looking really good and runs like a top.

[F-Bomb]

anybody leave any hate mail (i did) his points are worhtless. well at least he isnt a penifile.

[Sarge]

Nah. I sent him some extra candles that said Pontiac along the sides of 'em.

[F-Bomb]

Nope. We have the body back on ( all new) and she has a kazillion coats of black as midnight paint and clear coat....she is assembled with the exception of a fog light wiring harness. We added the oil thermostat in between the remote filters and the oil cooler....new wheels and tires....she is close...real close....it has given me time to restore the Vette...and that bitch is just looking really good and runs like a top.

sarge did you name your gto (oprah) because its a big black car, or because the interior is musty smelling. do you keep corn in the trunk?

[F-Bomb]

Nah. I sent him some extra candles that said Pontiac along the sides of 'em.

ya but do the candles read DYNAMITE on the other side.