Results 1 to 4 of 4
Thread: Learning when to cuss, JOTD
-
12-15-2006, 03:23 PM #1
Learning when to cuss, JOTD
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm going say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."04 Silverado SS - CAI, Pacestter long tubes, Magnaflow x-pipe, flow-pro dual in/out, pcmforless tune 150wetshot, elect fans
12.70's on the bottle
14.40's on motor
86 Firebird with LS1conversion in the works
17yrs ASE master tech w/9yr GM certified tech
-
12-15-2006, 08:40 PM #2
eh, 4 out of 10
lol, na it was alright
-
12-16-2006, 12:37 PM #3tater_saladGuest
Hahaha, damn that was funny.
-
12-16-2006, 01:29 PM #4
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Mile High
- Posts
- 2,517
BlackCherry- Bad Ass 67 Camaro / 2010
YEah, I had heard that a long long time ago.
It is rather humurous if you had never heard it.
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Similar Threads
-
Jotd
By 2MuchFun in forum Almost Anything GoesReplies: 1Last Post: 03-11-2008, 10:41 AM -
Jotd
By 2MuchFun in forum Almost Anything GoesReplies: 2Last Post: 01-20-2008, 03:21 AM -
Need new cuss words
By Sarge in forum Almost Anything GoesReplies: 56Last Post: 12-29-2007, 04:23 PM -
Learning
By Bigsword4 in forum Internal EngineReplies: 3Last Post: 03-03-2007, 07:29 AM -
:cuss: WHY DOSENT HOLLYWOOD MAKE GOOD RACING MOVIES
By unnatural aspirations in forum Almost Anything GoesReplies: 14Last Post: 10-12-2006, 07:50 PM
Bookmarks