View Poll Results: if you're on a date with a hot chick and she farts... what do you do...

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  • ignore it...

    40 31.25%
  • high five...

    40 31.25%
  • get the hell away from her...

    11 8.59%
  • defend your territory by farting back if you can...

    33 25.78%
  • tell her her voice changed but her breath still smells the same...

    13 10.16%
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    if a hot chick farts on a date...

    well? i'm with the DEfend my territory..


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    same lol

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    high five...then punch her in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    high five...then punch her in the face.
    YES!!!

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    High five. If she isn't trying to be discreet about it then let it ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amon37 View Post
    High five. If she isn't trying to be discreet about it then let it ride.
    hmmm... i should have put in there "yell "YOU FUCKING PIG!!!" and pimp slap her..."

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    The real question is.... Does this fart stink? Because that changes the whole situation.

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    Ask her if you can see where it came from

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    if the fart turns into her 'dutch ovening' you, she's a keeper. hell man you already got her in bed, and under the covers, so you know sex will be involved (or damn well better be)...

    the only way to top that is by telling her you want to put it in her butt to plug the gas leak. sealant is already in the tube ready to go...

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    I would pull out my willy so there would be 2 embarrasing things on the date!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSwt00SS View Post
    if the fart turns into her 'dutch ovening' you, she's a keeper. hell man you already got her in bed, and under the covers, so you know sex will be involved (or damn well better be)...

    the only way to top that is by telling her you want to put it in her butt to plug the gas leak. sealant is already in the tube ready to go...
    classic, where's that choice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSwt00SS View Post
    if the fart turns into her 'dutch ovening' you, she's a keeper. hell man you already got her in bed, and under the covers, so you know sex will be involved (or damn well better be)...

    the only way to top that is by telling her you want to put it in her butt to plug the gas leak. sealant is already in the tube ready to go...

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    How many liars here never dated a fat girl?


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    Like a cheeze-wheel!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Answer View Post
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    that's growss. disturbing..

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    I would punch her in the face, then high 5 her

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Answer View Post
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    SHAMOO!!!

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    shame on thoes who ignore it!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    high five...then punch her in the face.
    followed by the kidneys

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    I am sure she would be embarrassed so I voted to ignore it and let her make the second move as she already let out the first move, lol!

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