I need ideas on how to kill a cat!

**nitrox28** · 05-25-2007, 02:39 PM

I don't give a shit how inhumane you might think it is, but I need help killing a ferrall cat. It belongs to my neighbor and it lives outside. It has started making it's home in our flower garden and pissing everywhere. A BB gun won't work because I'd have to shoot it out front where the neighbors would see. What kind of poison would work? Maybe inject a sardine or cheese with something lethal? I've approached the guy about his cat but he just laughs and says "she just does what she wants to do". Well, fuck that. I've put rat traps in the bushes but it never gets caught in them

ANY THOUGHTS???

**derrinx** · 05-25-2007, 02:53 PM

get a dog... pussy wont come near your property anymore

**310stanger** · 05-25-2007, 02:54 PM

Get a squirrel/ racoon trap. Then take the cat to the local animal shelter. That way you aren't facing charges of killing it if the owner finds out and wants to sue you. You also wont have aspca on your ass either.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 05-25-2007, 04:25 PM

**fast enough Z28** · 05-25-2007, 04:38 PM

antifreeze

**2001NBMZ28** · 05-25-2007, 04:54 PM

Yep, just get a humane trap - might be able to get one on loan free. An open can of tuna works great as bait. If the cat has a chip they'll be able to tell who the owner is and fine them, if not at least it'll be relocated to another neighborhood.

**Anthracis** · 05-25-2007, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by 2001NBMZ28

Yep, just get a humane trap - might be able to get one on loan free. An open can of tuna works great as bait. If the cat has a chip they'll be able to tell who the owner is and fine them, if not at least it'll be relocated to another neighborhood.

+1 Use good judgment. You know most serial killers start off killing and torturing animals!! lol

**nitrox28** · 05-25-2007, 06:38 PM

The antifreeze has been placed in the bushes! One small bowl of yellow and one small bowl of orange. Now we wait.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 05-25-2007, 06:48 PM

i hope your neighbor finds this thread

**nitrox28** · 05-25-2007, 07:25 PM

I'm going to nail that dead piece of shit to his front door.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-25-2007, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

The antifreeze has been placed in the bushes! One small bowl of yellow and one small bowl of orange. Now we wait.

That should git-r-done...let the waiting commence

Ahaha my girlfriend said you're an asshole for doing that

She works at a vet so go figure...

**joerockhead** · 05-25-2007, 07:45 PM

You can get rid of the cat without killing it.

there are sites that have mixtures you can make that include Garlic and other items. You spray the flowers and the areas the cat frequents.

the smell will keep the cat away, but it is subtle enough, you will nor be offended.

Killing the cat will just bring bad Karma to you!
as well as a potential Lawsuit.

**00ssSLP** · 05-25-2007, 07:47 PM

I have a chinchilla as a pet you know the little animal people like to make coats out of, well whats weird is when you want to kill a cat its inhuman. What if you kill it and make a wallet out of it, would that make it ok? I don't know maybe ask someone.

**burnws6** · 05-25-2007, 07:49 PM

**Spaz** · 05-25-2007, 08:38 PM

**Toyota h8r** · 05-25-2007, 11:13 PM

Dude i honestly hope something bad will happen to you! If you should get in an accident and die.........oh well.

It would be so bad if something would happen to your family or your pets......you know the saying....."what goes around...comes around" Btw ive let a "few" people in on this thread................

**Nastyfoot** · 05-26-2007, 04:29 AM

If it's owned by a neighbor, and the neighbor feeds it, etc.. Then it's not "feral".

I agree with the trap and off to the animal shelter. Or perhaps you could call animal control or the cops.

And if that doesn't work, go piss or crap in the neighbors yard everyday

**tnthub** · 05-26-2007, 04:32 AM

Have you talked to the neighbor about the problem yet?

Antifreeze will kill anything that drinks it including other pets that may not be a nuisance for you. I may koke about crap like this from time to time but poisoning animals is just wrong.

**Nastyfoot** · 05-26-2007, 04:36 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

I don't give a shit how inhumane you might think it is, but I need help killing a ferrall cat. It belongs to my neighbor and it lives outside. It has started making it's home in our flower garden and pissing everywhere. A BB gun won't work because I'd have to shoot it out front where the neighbors would see. What kind of poison would work? Maybe inject a sardine or cheese with something lethal? I've approached the guy about his cat but he just laughs and says "she just does what she wants to do". Well, fuck that. I've put rat traps in the bushes but it never gets caught in them

ANY THOUGHTS???

yep, he has

**Anthracis** · 05-26-2007, 05:16 AM

Yeah but he did not contact his local animal control department yet. Exhaust all options first. Even then, don't kill the poor and DEFENSELESS animal.

Kinda chicken shit way out if you ask me. Killing the guy's cat! Don't be surprised if you get mauled at the zoo later!

Shoot the neighbor with the BB gun instead! j/k lol

P.S. Also, I know this may be a pain in the ass but you can sue the guy in small claims court for damages to your flowers. If it hurts his pocketbook, he may do something about it. It will only take a day out of your life.