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    I hooked up with an exotic dancer last weekend

    As the title says its true. I met two girls last week and invite them over for movie and a beer with my roomate. Well 1130pm rolls by and they say they have to go to work....They are both 18 and I figure they have curfews and were too embarrassed to tell. Well later that weekend I go to the coast with them and hook up with one of them saturday night. We all go back to town sunday and go our separate ways. Sunday night I call the girl I hooked up with and asked if she wanted to hang out. She gets a bottle of vodka, and I get my usual Southern Comfort and some beer. From midnight to 4am her phone kept ringing and thought she was maybe skanky. She was already passed out and that damn phone kept waking me up. Today im browsing on myspace and I see this business with what I thought was the girl I hooked up with. I click on it and well shes a dancer. I can scratch off another thing to do before I die!


    And here are a few pics...




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    wrap it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irbaboon View Post
    wrap it up!
    twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FantaZGuy28 View Post
    As the title says its true. I met two girls last week and invite them over for movie and a beer with my roomate. Well 1130pm rolls by and they say they have to go to work....They are both 18 and I figure they have curfews and were too embarrassed to tell. Well later that weekend I go to the coast with them and hook up with one of them saturday night. We all go back to town sunday and go our separate ways. Sunday night I call the girl I hooked up with and asked if she wanted to hang out. She gets a bottle of vodka, and I get my usual Southern Comfort and some beer. From midnight to 4am her phone kept ringing and thought she was maybe skanky. She was already passed out and that damn phone kept waking me up. Today im browsing on myspace and I see this business with what I thought was the girl I hooked up with. I click on it and well shes a dancer. I can scratch off another thing to do before I die!
    whatever gave you that idea?..


    Nice score by the way

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    So what if she is a dancer? Looks like just another slutty girl to me. Anyway heres a for hitting it.

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    That phone was going off cause of all her 55 yr old regular customers lighting up her phone! hahaha

    I COULDN'T STAY AWAY WITH THREADS LIKE THIS COULD I?

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    How much of your bank account was drained.

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    I went to Playboy Mansion FantaZGuy28's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by redls1 View Post
    How much of your bank account was drained.
    Well albertsons had a preferred savings from $18.99 to $14.99 + gas to pick her up so 1 gallon @ 3.85 + $9.99 bottle of southern comfort, 12 pack of budlight for 12.99 so that = $41.82 lol

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    keep tapping it...

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    I f-ing hate the all night phone rings. Check your local craigslist add under "erotic" man... she might be in there! lol j/k well check anyway! lol


    I "dated" a dancer once. It was quite the adventure!

    Edit: forgot to mention she is HOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by FantaZGuy28 View Post
    As the title says its true. I met two girls last week and invite them over for movie and a beer with my roomate. Well 1130pm rolls by and they say they have to go to work....They are both 18 and I figure they have curfews and were too embarrassed to tell. Well later that weekend I go to the coast with them and hook up with one of them saturday night. We all go back to town sunday and go our separate ways. Sunday night I call the girl I hooked up with and asked if she wanted to hang out. She gets a bottle of vodka, and I get my usual Southern Comfort and some beer. From midnight to 4am her phone kept ringing and thought she was maybe skanky. She was already passed out and that damn phone kept waking me up. Today im browsing on myspace and I see this business with what I thought was the girl I hooked up with. I click on it and well shes a dancer. I can scratch off another thing to do before I die!


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    I hate you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcarse81 View Post
    I f-ing hate the all night phone rings. Check your local craigslist add under "erotic" man... she might be in there! lol j/k well check anyway! lol


    I "dated" a dancer once. It was quite the adventure!

    Edit: forgot to mention she is HOT
    haha nobody dates a dancer lol you just get her whore card. bang her a few times and then she goes psycho and moves on to one of the other 20 guys in her phone lol been there done that. its definitely out of my system

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    haha nobody dates a dancer lol you just get her whore card. bang her a few times and then she goes psycho and moves on to one of the other 20 guys in her phone lol been there done that. its definitely out of my system
    lol, exactly!

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