Hummers Blow

[Sarge]

So my babies best friend has a 3-4 year old Hummer. I'm sorta the defacto Dad as hers is in Oklahoma fucking strippers and running his oil business. Damn oil sending unit was leaking...sum bitch!!! I hate where Chevy/GM put them damn things! And on top of that you gotta be on a ladder just to check the oil. So I basically lay my big ass on top the engine and get it out....put in the new one....then use the Amsoil Engine Flush...drain it...sum bitch you should have seen the shit coming out of that motor.....change filters....fill it up with Castrol GTX.....run it 15-20 minutes....drain that (blacker than Oprah's ass).... run 2 more quarts through it to make sure it is flushed.....change filters and fill it with PP 10-30. Check the coolant and there is none in the overflow tank...sum bitch.....fill it up with Havoline DexCool.....check the WS Washer fluid....nada....fill it up....check all the tires....all were like 10lbs low....I see her gas guage is damn near empty and I want to run a bottle of Techron through it to clean up any water etc.....so I go to the Valero station....sum bitch! $100 and 31 gallons later it's full....no leaks....purrs like a kitten.....damn! I'll kick her ass if she doesn't bring me that damn truck once a month to go over everything.....that sucked!

[jaslivers]

awww your so nice sarge

[Sarge]

Not really.

[ls1camino]

How did she pay you back for this work?

[1MileCrash]

you uh...wanna take a look at a 96 monte for me...?

[Sarge]

Peanut Butter Cookies with Chocolate Chips. She makes me a shitload of em. She is a good kid...rich as shit....dipshit for a mother and her Dad is in Oklahoma fucking strippers and having a blast. But she is a good kid.

[Sarge]

you uh...wanna take a look at a 96 monte for me...?

Sure.

[The Manalishi]

That is really nice of you since it sound like a good kid surrounded by idiots. Why do people have kids when they have no interest or desire to take care of them? Pisses me off to no end. Granted I don't think I'm as good of a dad as my dad was but I do try my best for my boys.

[rbob93]

I got a hummer from a stripper that ended in a blowjob

[Sarge]

That is really nice of you since it sound like a good kid surrounded by idiots. Why do people have kids when they have no interest or desire to take care of them? Pisses me off to no end. Granted I don't think I'm as good of a dad as my dad was but I do try my best for my boys.

Good man. Key word there is man. This family is multi millionaire rich. 100's of millions. And so dysfunctional I cannot describe.

[Sarge]

I got a hummer from a stripper that ended in a blowjob

BJ's are good for relaxation I think.

[jaslivers]

is she single??

[Sarge]

She is 18 you pervert. But at 21 her trust pays $10MM.

[jaslivers]

and im 20.. its perfect

[c5z28]

Are you a mechanic? I will agree on "some" people not keeping up with maintnance. Fixed my Aunts car, Flushed out the oil, changed steering fuid because it was squeaking, rotated her tires, changed out the tcu because the computer wouldn't shift into 1st or 3rd, and filled up the washer fluid reservoir because it magically stopped working, but hey I got the damn car.

[andrew rs]

im 19... is she single???

[Sarge]

Yes...she is a senior in high school you lil hard dicks...fuck off...

[Sarge]

Are you a mechanic? I will agree on "some" people not keeping up with maintnance. Fixed my Aunts car, Flushed out the oil, changed steering fuid because it was squeaking, rotated her tires, changed out the tcu because the computer wouldn't shift into 1st or 3rd, and filled up the washer fluid reservoir because it magically stopped working, but hey I got the damn car.

Not for a living but I have always been a "mechanic"....

[jaslivers]

pm me her number

[TempleU_WS6]

pm me her number

Let me get it too.