How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Willfully Armed]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[twozs]

and a partridge in a pear tree .

[KahanaReef]

That's pretty funny

[2fast2blegal]

and a partridge in a pare tree .

Pare?

http://www.thefruitpages.com/pears.shtml

A picture of PEARS!

http://www.flowers.vg/flowers/pear-fruit.htm

[2fast2blegal]

haha I had to do it

[x-40oz-x]

So true

[LoneGunman]

This was posted here last year I think. I wanted to be the the lurker that bumped it 6 months later but I could'nt find it!

[Grimpala]

How many forum members does it take to repost a joke that's been around since before the interwebs?

[86 IROC-Z]

I'm unsatisfied with this because I didn't see one that would include me. I don't know what it would be, but I still didn't like any of them.

[Nhra Firebird]

I'm unsatisfied with this because I didn't see one that would include me. I don't know what it would be, but I still didn't like any of them.

you were banned when this was posted

[86 IROC-Z]

you were banned when this was posted

haha I actually lol'd

[Nhra Firebird]

haha I actually lol'd

so did I

[67CamaroRSSS]

Pare?

http://www.thefruitpages.com/pears.shtml

A picture of PEARS!

http://www.flowers.vg/flowers/pear-fruit.htm

You can pare a pair of pears...

Ain't that peachy?

[Smkn_TA]

1 member to post picture of lights in replying to a light thread.

[86 IROC-Z]

1 member to post picture of lights in replying to a light thread.

there we go

[twozs]

and a partridge in a pair tree .

all fixed (JK)

[scooley]

please post link to said forum

[Spaz]

<-- light bulb...

[86 IROC-Z]