A hillbilly fixing

[Mr. Luos]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...

"1"


"2"


"3"


"4"


"5"







At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, parts of Indiana, and Louisiana.


Old??? Hope not.

[vxssgurl]

Oh, that's Gold!

If you don't mind 5 minutes of fame, I shall post this on LS1.com.au...

*still chuckling*

[Mr. Luos]

Go for it.

[Daniel P.]

you use 2 m80's in a beer bottle in Nebraska

[Blitzed]

hey.....











thats pretty funny

[94z28l]

good one luos

[derrinx]

Lmao!

[1MileCrash]

hahahaha...good one

[SexOnWheels]

[Knighthawk LS1]

[TMF]

Don't forget them New England states, that's where the real rednecks are

[BIG D's SS]

[Y2KPewterSS]

Why the hell was Arkansas left off the list?

[Crimson Sin]

Don't forget them New England states, that's where the real rednecks are

Yeah, uh huh, that's why the filmed Deliverance in Maine.....

[joerockhead]

Yes, it is OLD as hell too!!!!

I mean older then you!
I heard it as a teenager!!!!

It is that old and probably more!!!


So Mr. L - How high did you get to before the firecracker went off??

[Mr. Luos]

Considering it.


I figured it was old.

[TMF]

Yeah, uh huh, that's why the filmed Deliverance in Maine.....

Have you been to NE ? well, I've been to every state on the east coast and believe me NE has got REDNECKS!

[Spaz]