Here's some important info about everyday things,

**justinmc978** · 11-20-2009, 05:58 PM

shovels: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/shovel

cats: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_know

handshakes: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/handshakes

bacon: http://baconbaconbaconbaconbacon.com/

dolphins: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dolphin_punch

zombies: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how

and my favorite, a quiz to see how many tapeworms could live inside you:
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host

**67CamaroRSSS** · 11-20-2009, 06:07 PM

Important rule to live by: "Never put out a fire with your face."

It's quoted because I didn't create it. Can you all tell me who did?

**justinmc978** · 11-20-2009, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Important rule to live by: "Never put out a fire with your face."

It's quoted because I didn't create it. Can you all tell me who did?

**67CamaroRSSS** · 11-20-2009, 06:13 PM

^No. it was a famous comic...

But I like that pic.

**justinmc978** · 11-20-2009, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

^No. it was a famous comic...

But I like that pic.

chris titus?

**86 IROC-Z** · 11-20-2009, 06:36 PM

Important info:

Women are equals and should be respected... just kidding they can suck my dick.

**silverWS6** · 11-20-2009, 09:39 PM

Zombies,

Enjoy the little things.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 11-20-2009, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

chris titus?

WINNER!

How hard did you have to search?

**wheeliE-maxx** · 11-20-2009, 09:49 PM

Chris Titus is a bamf. Everyone should know him regardless of age

**justinmc978** · 11-20-2009, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

WINNER!

How hard did you have to search?

didnt i remember seeing that one, he fell in the fire on the beach or something when he was drunk.

i was going to say it, but i figured a guy with his face burnt off was funnier..

inb4 "you lie"

**67CamaroRSSS** · 11-21-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

didnt i remember seeing that one, he fell in the fire on the beach or something when he was drunk.

i was going to say it, but i figured a guy with his face burnt off was funnier..

inb4 "you lie"

You don't lie. That's how I found it out (on his TV show). I use it all the time to crack folks up.