Heads up for the guys new to womens Lingo

[Crimson Sin]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Please do NOT let your woman know you now know the words/rules... Or they will change them.

[KahanaReef]

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[blue02Z]

[steves2000ss]

Love it and 100% true

[98polarbear]

awesome, you think this up by yourself?

[anniversary30]

words to live by !!!!!!!!

[cammed goat]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Please do NOT let your woman know you now know the words/rules... Or they will change them.

So...bachelors are immune to this shit, right? If so, then I'm 100% safe.

[KING Z28 HAWK]

and Reef would be the first to see it lol. Its all true isn't it Reef?

[t-rock]

yup yup boys those are words to live by

[KahanaReef]

and Reef would be the first to see it lol. Its all true isn't it Reef?

I'd have to say pretty damn close

[Boomer Sooner]

You all should watch Dane Cooks "Viscious Cycle". He explains women perfectly. They are all brain ninjas.

[98polarbear]

You all should watch Dane Cooks "Viscious Cycle". He explains women perfectly. They are all brain ninjas.

dude, dane cook... namely vicious circle is HILARIOUS!!!!!

"i cant just leave him... my CDs are in his truck!"
"SMELL MY EYES"
hahaha....

i cry every time i watch that damned thing..

[Boomer Sooner]

dude, dane cook... namely vicious circle is HILARIOUS!!!!!

"i cant just leave him... my CDs are in his truck!"
"SMELL MY EYES"
hahaha....

i cry every time i watch that damned thing..

It is one funny ass dvd.

[Boomer Sooner]

So the other day this older couple asked me if I'd snap a picture of them. The gentleman said they'd been together 55 years. I could just see the sparkle in their eyes, it was special. I'm going to be honest, I wanted that feeling. So, I count to 3, 1-2-and right as I snap the pic on 3 the old man sneaks a kiss on his wifes cheek. Her face lit up with joy.

As I hand the old man his camera, I say, I can barely make a relationship last 55 minutes, much less 55 years. So I asked him if their was any advice, a jewel he could share with me to achieve what they had. I will never forget what he said to me next. He grabbed me by the back of the neck, pulled me in closer, looked back at his wife and smiled. Looked back at me, and said "CHEAT"!!!!

[98polarbear]

So the other day this older couple asked me if I'd snap a picture of them. The gentleman said they'd been together 55 years. I could just see the sparkle in their eyes, it was special. I'm going to be honest, I wanted that feeling. So, I count to 3, 1-2-and right as I snap the pic on 3 the old man sneaks a kiss on his wifes cheek. Her face lit up with joy.

As I hand the old man his camera, I say, I can barely make a relationship last 55 minutes, much less 55 years. So I asked him if their was any advice, a jewel he could share with me to achieve what they had. I will never forget what he said to me next. He grabbed me by the back of the neck, pulled me in closer, looked back at his wife and smiled. Looked back at me, and said "CHEAT"!!!!

"but no seriously everyone, DONT CHEAT"

hahaha..

"having hard wood floors is the worst.. CHEEEEATER, SHE LOOOOVES YOUUUUU" hahahhaa



"this is JAKE-UH!"

im going to have to watch it again tomorrow.. i had to buy it so i can watch it anytime, and i havnt seen it in probably 1-2 months..

[Boomer Sooner]

"but no seriously everyone, DONT CHEAT"

hahaha..

"having hard wood floors is the worst.. CHEEEEATER, SHE LOOOOVES YOUUUUU" hahahhaa



"this is JAKE-UH!"

im going to have to watch it again tomorrow.. i had to buy it so i can watch it anytime, and i havnt seen it in probably 1-2 months..

@ JAKE-UH!!!

I watched mine a few days ago. Never gets old.

[basballny2]

very good haha

[98polarbear]

@ JAKE-UH!!!

I watched mine a few days ago. Never gets old.

no it doesnt...



i think we need a dane cook quote thread....