Gonorrhea vs. Syphilis vs. Me as your roommate

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-22-2010, 07:44 PM

You either have one of the two STDs for a month, or me as your roommate in a ONE ROOM APARTMENT for a month. Every time you bring home a chick, I'll be doing normal things I do like hogging the TV watching anime, or trying to show off my sword skills, or blasting Russian pop music.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-22-2010, 07:45 PM

Nun chuck skills?

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-22-2010, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Nun chuck skills?

Mine broke

So I guess it would be more like... Two stick skills. But yes, that too.

**blackSS01** · 08-22-2010, 07:48 PM

After reviewing the situation.................. I would have to say I would rather be your roommate then have STD's

**Mr. Luos** · 08-22-2010, 07:49 PM

How would I acquire said STD?

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-22-2010, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

After reviewing the situation.................. I would have to say I would rather be your roommate then have STD's

Are you sure? Remember, the STDs completely gone after the 1 month.

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

How would I acquire said STD?

Instantaneous magic, so no, you don't get to sleep with some hot chick to get said STD, as opposed to rooming with me. Damn dude, bros before hoes, damn.

**blackSS01** · 08-22-2010, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Are you sure? Remember, the STDs completely gone after the 1 month.

Instantaneous magic, so no, you don't get to sleep with some hot chick to get said STD, as opposed to rooming with me. Damn dude, bros before hoes, damn.

Mr. Luos had me going, if it was a hot chick I was going to reverse the answer. After you crushed my dreams...... I'm sticking with the ROC

**Mr. Luos** · 08-22-2010, 07:53 PM

This is......tough.

**blackSS01** · 08-22-2010, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

This is......tough.

Agreed! I can't believe I didn't think of how said "STD" was aquired

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-22-2010, 08:08 PM

What If I roomed with you and acquired an std magically aswell? I could clap my clap on your stuff for the lulz

**brendan.9** · 08-22-2010, 08:46 PM

id got with iroc if not i'm sure i could get him arrested for something stupid to get rid of him haha

**blackSS01** · 08-22-2010, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by brendan.9

id got with iroc if not i'm sure i could get him arrested for something stupid to get rid of him haha

**Mr. Luos** · 08-22-2010, 09:02 PM

I would look forward to having a nice bike on the couch to ride.

**SScott** · 08-22-2010, 09:58 PM

Early stages or late stages?

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-23-2010, 06:28 AM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

What If I roomed with you and acquired an std magically aswell? I could clap my clap on your stuff for the lulz

I wouldn't like having your clap all over my stuff, but I would appreciate the trollery, so sure.

Originally Posted by brendan.9

id got with iroc if not i'm sure i could get him arrested for something stupid to get rid of him haha

Not fair.

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

I would look forward to having a nice bike on the couch to ride.

It's on the carpet bro not the couch. It actually doubles as a chair itself. Although somewhat uncomfortable in comparison to, say, a lazyboy.

Originally Posted by SScott

Early stages or late stages?

Let's average it out to a nice middle stage.

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-23-2010, 06:32 AM

Do you move out after the month?

**Knight** · 08-23-2010, 06:35 AM

I'd take Iroc. Wouldn't be that bad - could still get chicks. With the STDs - from what I understand, they are painful. Never had one so I could be wrong - but any pain from my most sensitive of areas = not a good choice. Plus I could just go to the chicks place for the extracurricular activities.

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-23-2010, 07:17 AM

I think I take Irac too, seeing as I use to have a room mate like him.

I can see it now.....

"With Iroc though he would become more of a pet then a room mate. In a month I'd have him potty train and could tell him go to bed and off he go. Chicks would take pity on my for having to deal with a retarded room mate and give great pity sex."

Yes, yes I see it now....<insert doctor evil laugh