golf joke...

**Spaz** · 07-15-2008, 10:38 AM

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and a
Philadelphia Policeman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers
in front of them.

The Philly Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We have been waiting for
fifteen minutes!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I've never seen such poor golf!'

The Chinese Businessman yelled out 'Get moving, time is money.'

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper, maybe he can
do something about this.'

'Hello, George' said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls'

The Philly Policeman said, 'Why the fuck don't they play at night?'

**snaggeltooth** · 07-15-2008, 11:31 AM

BS ... cant never understand what a Indian doctor says ....lol

**shady milkman** · 07-15-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and a
Philadelphia Policeman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers
in front of them.

The Philly Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We have been waiting for
fifteen minutes!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I've never seen such poor golf!'

The Chinese Businessman yelled out 'Get moving, time is money.'

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper, maybe he can
do something about this.'

'Hello, George' said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group
ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
fire-fighters in honor of these brave souls'

The Philly Policeman said, 'Why the fuck don't they play at night?'

**third_shift|studios** · 07-15-2008, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

BS ... cant never understand what a Indian doctor says ....lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Spaz** · 07-15-2008, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

BS ... cant never understand what a Indian doctor says ....lol

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 07-15-2008, 01:49 PM

**Bobby97SS** · 07-15-2008, 05:17 PM

A woman was out playing golf when she got stung by a bee. Later at the clubhouse as she was telling her husband about it and he asked "were did you get stung?" "Between the first and second holes" she said. Husband replied "See there, I told you you should wear panties".

**PureSShp00** · 07-15-2008, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Bobby97SS

A woman was out playing golf when she got stung by a bee. Later at the clubhouse as she was telling her husband about it and he asked "were did you get stung?" "Between the first and second holes" she said. Husband replied "See there, I told you you should wear panties".

EPIC FAIL!!!

**Smurfvette05** · 07-15-2008, 05:22 PM

:lamo:

**GTP231** · 07-15-2008, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

The Philly Policeman said, 'Why the fuck don't they play at night?'

Ahhhhhh home

**01ws6er** · 07-15-2008, 05:56 PM

Sad, but true!

But that could just be any asshat from Philly

**GTP231** · 07-15-2008, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by 01ws6er

Sad, but true!

But that could just be any asshat from Philly

I miss the Delaware Valley Asshats. I feel so alone here without others of my kind

**01ws6er** · 07-15-2008, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

I miss the Delaware Valley Asshats. I feel so alone here without others of my kind

I actually live in Del county! Ardmore to be exact...Where are u from? And why the hell do u live in 2 places lol?

**GTP231** · 07-15-2008, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by 01ws6er

I actually live in Del county! Ardmore to be exact...Where are u from? And why the hell do u live in 2 places lol?

Downingtown PA aka about dead center of Chester County. I work in Baltimoron Md and its where I "live" for the majority of the word's definition. I go home about twice a month
Del county resident with Philly as their location what a shock

**01ws6er** · 07-15-2008, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Downingtown PA aka about dead center of Chester County. I work in Baltimoron Md and its where I "live" for the majority of the word's definition. I go home about twice a month
Del county resident with Philly as their location what a shock

Well it's easier than explaining where Ardmore is lol! I actually live almost 1 mile on the dot from Phila county...Thank god I don't actually live in Philly though haha!!!

My license still says I live in Lancaster

**GTP231** · 07-15-2008, 07:14 PM

Mine still says PA. Points don't matter to me

**0rion** · 07-15-2008, 07:25 PM

Ok, I'm gonna fix this for you. Never seen anyone screw up a jay hickman joke.

Originally Posted by Bobby97SS

A woman was out playing golf when she got stung by a bee. Later she was telling her doctor about it and he asked "were did you get stung?" "Between the first and second holes" she said. Doctor replied "Damn, you must've been standing right over the nest".