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    Cool Girl at the Gym (Kinda long)

    Not 30 minutes ago I'm at the gym getting my workout in. Calling it a "gym" is pretty generous... actually, being called gym is probably the best thing that's happened in its life. Basically it's this shitty room next to my apartment complex's pool that's smaller than my living room. It has three treadmills, a rack of dumbbells, a power cage with a bench and some free weights, and some shitty machines. A few days ago they installed a flat screen TV, but all it gets is QVC and three Spanish language channels, so it's never on. It'll probably get stolen by this time next week anyway.

    It's the tail end of my workout, and I'm alone in the gym, as usual. I'm just doing some barbell shrugs (315lbs, no big deal), when some stupid bitch who hardly looks 18 years old comes out of the tanning room (There's also this shitty tanning bed in the back room). She dicks around at the water for a few seconds, then comes up to me, and has the audacity to interrupt me in the middle of my set with this gem:

    "You would look a lot better if you got your hair cut"


    The reaction I imagined myself giving was exactly the same as the guy in the "Unforgivable" Youtube video after the girl asks what he wants to drink.

    I do my best to be cordial in most situations so I reply to her in between reps as I try to finish the set.

    "I want to be a homeless guy next Halloween and figured I would get a head start."

    Then she playfully says,
    "So you'd rather look stupid for a year when you could just wear a wig for your costume?"

    I glare at her in the mirror and reply "Hair cuts cost money. Money that could be better spent on food, or even better yet, alcohol."

    And her response to that is "Wow, strong alcoholic." She says it in a joking manner, but I decide to have some fun with it.

    I throw the loaded bar down to the floor causing a massive crash as it bounces off the rubber floor and the plates bang into one another. I turn to face her while clenching the fist of my dominant hand, and she backs up two or steps with a look of pure terror on her face. I tell her to close her eyes. She nervously asks why, and after a slight positive change in my overall demeanor, I simply say, "Trust me." She apparently does, because she closes them after a second of contemplation. I approach her.




    And then I kiss her.

    Nothing special. Just a simple, 3ish second kiss. Sure, I only got two IOI's (Normally I like to wait for three), but I was feeling good. So then I walk back over to the bar, replace my alternating grip, and start pumping out my final set, watching my traps trying to burst out of my skin, easily visible due to the wife beater I'm wearing. I got about halfway through the set before the girls expression of shock even changed.

    I finish, drop the weights and deload the bar. Shes just staring at me. I'm lulzing at her in my head, but continue to act indifferent outwardly.

    I walk up to her. This girl is about 5'2", probably 100lbs even, brunette, tanned skin (Obviously), green eyes. Tits could have been bigger, but I wasn't complaining. She's still just standing there, looking up at me. I simply say "Hi", and she launches herself at me. Like, no joke, literally jumped onto me, arms around my neck, legs around my 30-inch ripped waist, and starts making out with me.

    Still shoving my tongue down her throat, I carry her to the bathroom connected to the gym. I set her down on the counter and she starts taking off my wife beater. I pull off her tight athletic shorts (Which judging by their size, were closer to underwear than shorts), revealing what could only be described as freshly waxed and void of any tan lines. Perfect.

    I start railing her, no foreplay needed since she got wet enough the first time I looked at her. I position her so I can admire my perfect Greek God physique in the bathroom mirror. When I describe my body as perfect and god-like, I'm just going off of what she said, because, as far as I'm concerned, there's always room for improvement.

    I finish at around the same time that she finishes (3rd or 4th time for her that is, I wasn't keeping count). I wipe my dick off with her shorts, clothe myself, and say "You're welcome" before leaving to go back to my apartment. I don't mess around, can't waste time, have to get in that post workout meal before the golden half-hour is up. Had a rather large chicken breast and a sweet potato. Shit tasted good, man.



    And that's the story of the first time I had sex in a gym bathroom.

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    did she try to say you raped her

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    if i hadnt seen a pic of you i'd say this is totally bullshit, but i'm really second guessing it now, our apartments have that same shit, small gym, tanning rooms, and bathrooms all in one building, i'll have to try this to see if its possible, i'm in there alot, i'll get back with you..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike97dakota View Post
    did she try to say you raped her
    Been about an hour and a half since, door hasn't been kicked down yet so all quiet on the eastern front so far.
    Quote Originally Posted by justinmc978 View Post
    if i hadnt seen a pic of you i'd say this is totally bullshit, but i'm really second guessing it now, our apartments have that same shit, small gym, tanning rooms, and bathrooms all in one building, i'll have to try this to see if its possible, i'm in there alot, i'll get back with you..
    Like I said, I don't mess around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Been about an hour and a half since, door hasn't been kicked down yet so all quiet on the eastern front so far.


    Like I said, I don't mess around.

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    pics or it didn't happen, bam, just shut this thread down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modulistic View Post
    Click for full size

    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Did you watch Dodgeball today?
    No, but I did see 2 seconds of it on the TV just now while channel surfing trying to find a football game.
    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    pics or it didn't happen, bam, just shut this thread down
    I agree that I don't have any pictures to share, thus providing no evidence.

    However, unless I miss my guess, I have a good feeling she'll show up to the gym at the exact same time tomorrow.

    I'll see what I can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    .. Thread =
    You're just mad it wasn't you.


    P.S. I cleaned out my inbox for a second time after you filled it up so quickly, and am still waiting for an answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    You're just mad it wasn't you.


    P.S. I cleaned out my inbox for a second time after you filled it up so quickly, and am still waiting for an answer.
    Pshhhhhh so mad.... Maybe you're the one who was wishin it was me with the brown hair green eyes. Hahahah

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    Iroc, you have to get pics. No nudes required, just need to confirm the validity of this story

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    And since when were you ever even able to talk to a girl??????

    :flashbacks of limber bus girl:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modulistic View Post
    I believe the storty, but im also drunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    Pshhhhhh so mad.... Maybe you're the one who was wishin it was me with the brown hair green eyes. Hahahah

    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    Iroc, you have to get pics. No nudes required, just need to confirm the validity of this story
    Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I was planning
    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    And since when were you ever even able to talk to a girl??????

    :flashbacks of limber bus girl:
    I read "The Game" by Neil Strauss.

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