Funny quotes.....

**clg82** · 12-23-2007, 09:06 PM

Here are some of the funniest quotes *OR PHRASES* I have ever heard:

The rodeo: you do the girl while she is on top and call her by a different name and see how long you can keep her "riding".

The spiderman: when you are about to splooge and do it in your hand and fling it on the wall and yell go web go!!

The houdini: you do a girl doggie style and tell her you are about to splooge, and spit on her back then when she turns around to look at it shoot it in her face.

any other funny ones post them up!!!

**0rion** · 12-23-2007, 09:09 PM

know how to make your wife scream during sex??? Call her and tell her who you're with.

know how to make your wife scream twice during sex?? hit her in the a-hole then wipe your pecker on the curtains.

**LS1FirehawkWS6** · 12-23-2007, 09:18 PM

Just a few I've heard at the shop . . .

The Bullwinkle: interlock both thumbs and jam them in her pooper. Than just bounce the tips of your fingers off her ass cheeks.

The Donkey Punch:(still rumor to me) Right when the girl is about to climax, you hit her in the forehead and she shits her pants.

The Shocker: Two for the pink, and one in the stink.

Dragon's Breath: When you are about to spooge, while getting a blow-job, grab the back of her head and force it tight to your body. When you blow your load, it'll shoot out her nose.

**310stanger** · 12-23-2007, 09:42 PM

these are jus names for funny sex moves. how are these quotes?

**TX_WS6_02** · 12-23-2007, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

these are jus names for funny sex moves. how are these quotes?

**KyleLs1** · 12-23-2007, 10:05 PM

my gf isn't in to all that shit... last night she told me just to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so i stuck it in 3 times and punched her in the back of the head.

**clg82** · 12-23-2007, 10:32 PM

All very funny......keep them coming!

**bmyers** · 12-23-2007, 10:52 PM

the stranger: sit on your hand til it goes numb than jerk off

**SexOnWheels** · 12-24-2007, 10:41 AM

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**FSANE** · 12-24-2007, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by LS1FirehawkWS6

Just a few I've heard at the shop . . .

The Donkey Punch:(still rumor to me) Right when the girl is about to climax, you hit her in the forehead and she shits her pants.

No, you suppost to punch her in the back of the head.

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-24-2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by KyleLs1

my gf isn't in to all that shit... last night she told me just to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so i stuck it in 3 times and punched her in the back of the head.

**bruiser55** · 12-24-2007, 05:15 PM

Here are a few I've heard:

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, but through his chest with an axe.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

If a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless?

**pecha** · 12-24-2007, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by LS1FirehawkWS6

Dragon's Breath: When you are about to spooge, while getting a blow-job, grab the back of her head and force it tight to your body. When you blow your load, it'll shoot out her nose.

I'vr donr that, she was NOT amused but damn did that feel good!