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    Thumbs up Five Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship!!!

    FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP


    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust
    and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
    and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    don't know each other

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    totally caught me off guard...im like this shit is pretty gay then i get to #5 hahaha

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    shit and here i thought this was Spaz's way of telling us he's faliing for TAP...

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    This is kinda like that one where every woman needs 5 guys
    1. To dance with
    2. To have sex with
    3. To fix things
    4. To buy her things
    5. The one she married

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    There was this rich guy with three girlfriends that decided he wanted to be married. He couldnt decide between the three so he decided to test them by giving them a large sum of money to see what they did with it.
    The first woman took her money and spent every penny on herself. The second one spent every penny but bought nice things for other people including the boyfriend. The third woman took the money and invested it.
    So which woman did he marry?







    The one with the big tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby97SS View Post
    There was this rich guy with three girlfriends that decided he wanted to be married. He couldnt decide between the three so he decided to test them by giving them a large sum of money to see what they did with it.
    The first woman took her money and spent every penny on herself. The second one spent every penny but bought nice things for other people including the boyfriend. The third woman took the money and invested it.
    So which woman did he marry?


    The one with the big tits.
    Oldie/goodie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP


    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
    who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust
    and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed
    and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    don't know each other


    REP!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSwt00SS View Post
    shit and here i thought this was Spaz's way of telling us he's faliing for TAP...
    Tap is my sweet heart... i want to try to keep her... i never had a woman be kind like she is to me... i just ruined her rep...

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    Damn it I am not sweet, nice, kind or any of that crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Damn it I am not sweet, nice, kind or any of that crap


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    You need to stop lying to everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    You need to stop lying to everyone

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