Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 32
  1. #1
    O U 8 1 2 Spaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    over here...
    Age
    45
    Posts
    25,709

    []D [] []V[] []D
    1999 trans am

    Lightbulb favorit LS1.com member quotes thread...

    post them up!!!

  2. #2
    Paid 2 Post Daycrew SexOnWheels's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    44
    Posts
    9,481

    Blood Red
    Z28

    See sig:
    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    ...You are LS1.com's version of an STD that just won't go away.
    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    Yes Shelby you are a Texas redneck swastika swinging white supremist Aryan nation full blood racist!
    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    This is the 'special needs' website for carnuts.

    "Shortbus riders welcomed here at LS1.com"....

  3. #3
    O U 8 1 2 Spaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    over here...
    Age
    45
    Posts
    25,709

    []D [] []V[] []D
    1999 trans am

    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    See sig:

  4. #4
    Senior Member transamprincess98's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Land of Gas Refineries
    Age
    45
    Posts
    3,571
    CT6

    I can't find the damn quote, but when 1fast said something bout taking it like a man

  5. #5
    Senior Member ntimid8r's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Posts
    8,051

    383 w/Meth & ProCharger
    2001 Camaro Z28

    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I can't find the damn quote, but when 1fast said something bout taking it like a man
    Did "bend over" precede it?

  6. #6
    Senior Member ntimid8r's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Posts
    8,051

    383 w/Meth & ProCharger
    2001 Camaro Z28

    I prolly had one somewhere along the way. Although I'm sure it was sexually related like "Hey check out the cans on that bimbo".

  7. #7
    Paid 2 Post Daycrew SexOnWheels's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    44
    Posts
    9,481

    Blood Red
    Z28

    I always liked this quote from Ice:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Spiral View Post

    it depends on how the fart sounded.

    if it was mostly silent, her asshole must be stretched, and she takes it up the ass.

    anal sex is vital for a good relationship.

    another words, ill bend over the bitch and ram the shitter until i nut.

  8. #8
    Senior Member ntimid8r's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Posts
    8,051

    383 w/Meth & ProCharger
    2001 Camaro Z28

    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    I always liked this quote from Ice:
    That is inspiring.

  9. #9
    Impounded eddierox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    alabama
    Posts
    1,852

    Black
    2004 Z06

    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    See sig:
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge
    You'll get timeout with EddieRox SuperStar Stuck in the 80's




  10. #10
    Impounded
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In the janitors closet
    Posts
    5,452
    One more and I'm gone....

    Originally Posted by Hi-Po
    jeez. wow. By far the gheyest thread(s) ever. You are a flaming homo.
    lmao

  11. #11
    SCPO - Retired joerockhead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Mile High
    Posts
    2,517

    BlackCherry
    Bad Ass 67 Camaro / 2010

    Eddierox has all thos Bushycrats and many other bizarre words. They make me laugh.

  12. #12
    Impounded 86 IROC-Z's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    .
    Age
    35
    Posts
    11,676

    Everything fiberglass
    2005 Amberlamps

    Quote Originally Posted by joerockhead View Post
    Eddierox has all thos Bushycrats and many other bizarre words. They make me laugh.
    neorepublicrooks is another I think

  13. #13
    Yo Da Lin The Valley..... astyles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    here
    Posts
    3,889
    2001

    Sarge has the funniest things to say!

  14. #14
    Paid 2 Post Daycrew SexOnWheels's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    44
    Posts
    9,481

    Blood Red
    Z28

    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    Sarge has the funniest things to say!
    He sure does:

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I got a better idea....why don't I just ban your spamming dumbass. Or you can watch a film of my Goats playing with one another...whichever you want.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Did I do good?

  15. #15
    Paid 2 Post Daycrew SexOnWheels's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    44
    Posts
    9,481

    Blood Red
    Z28

    Sometimes new members will cause quite a stir and then disappear!

    Case in point:

    Quote Originally Posted by hotrodd View Post
    Oh, I gotta post this, cause it really makes me laugh.

    ONE of the chicks on this board is a stripper that works for me.

    But I'm not gonna out her, because if she wanted you guys to know, she'd let you know herself.
    Quote Originally Posted by apache View Post
    It's sexyws6mama isn't it? Something tells me it is.
    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    75% agree ORRRR!!! I bet it's keliente...just b/c she was always playing off shit about being a girl and heckling other chicks here for being "girlie"
    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble maker View Post
    I don't think so...considering she always tilts her head to the right in every picture.One would think she would bump into everything she encountered on the opposite side!Bump@#$%!,OOFF!@#$%,&*()!!
    Quote Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn View Post
    keliente is cool but she has a gut on her...doubt she strips. More then likely it's ws6mama...you don't need a great face to be a stripper Hopefully they don't post here anymore
    Quote Originally Posted by SexyWS6Mama View Post
    hey little fucker. I do post here. And to put it to rest I'm NOT a stripper...that's not my alley of work

    2 each their own on looks...I bet I wouldn't think you or the other haters were nothing exciting to look at either.

    Of course we found out that it was Vette Chick that was the stripper, but a kewl series of ownage quotes none-the-less!

  16. #16
    Bawlz Deep andrew rs's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    ohio
    Age
    35
    Posts
    787

    gold
    2000 honder accord

    Tell the ladies you got head butted by your last girlfriend as she was experiencing her 5th orgasm with you after 10 minutes of Hi-Po sex

    ^^^ guess who said that.

  17. #17
    Paid 2 Post Daycrew SexOnWheels's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    44
    Posts
    9,481

    Blood Red
    Z28

    Quote Originally Posted by andrew rs View Post
    Tell the ladies you got head butted by your last girlfriend as she was experiencing her 5th orgasm with you after 10 minutes of Hi-Po sex

    ^^^ guess who said that.
    Sarge?

  18. #18
    Impounded eddierox's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    alabama
    Posts
    1,852

    Black
    2004 Z06

    I like the Sassie thread where it was about taking bets when Spaz & TAP were gonna do the nasty and I said if she did she couldn't have me.

    I'm pretty sure this kept TAP from giving it too Spaz ... hee hee


  19. #19
    O U 8 1 2 Spaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    over here...
    Age
    45
    Posts
    25,709

    []D [] []V[] []D
    1999 trans am

    Quote Originally Posted by eddierox View Post
    I like the Sassie thread where it was about taking bets when Spaz & TAP were gonna do the nasty and I said if she did she couldn't have me.

    I'm pretty sure this kept TAP from giving it too Spaz ... hee hee

    Tap is my baby...

  20. #20
    down in it 310stanger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    nj
    Age
    41
    Posts
    11,020

    white
    90 Mustang 5.0

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    Tap is my baby...
    Yeah I'm pretty sure lil Tap has given it up to the spaz man more times then anybody is willing to sit and count lol

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. 25 Top Clarkson Quotes
    By SScott in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 08-16-2010, 05:58 PM
  2. Funny Quotes Thread
    By waldo in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 01-11-2010, 09:18 AM
  3. Funny Quotes Thread
    By waldo in forum Firebird / WS6
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12-22-2009, 06:17 AM
  4. Worthless Member thread(please read)
    By JoshieDoom in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 179
    Last Post: 03-06-2009, 10:11 PM
  5. new member first thread
    By chevyguy8413 in forum New Member Introductions
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 11-14-2006, 05:33 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •