Early Xmas present

[cuzimoto]

Saturday night my beatiful bride says we should each open one gift early. Ok, sounds good to me. So I give her her boots, (thought about stripper pole) and she gives me a snow board. I've never touched a snow board in my life so I'm checking this thing out and am getting more confused the longer I look at it. Turns out it was a wake board. Surprise! Now all I need is a freaking boat. I'll never get my stroker built.

[tatertot91]

lololololololol
tie a rope to your car and drive beside a lake

[4thGenTA]

haha...at least you wont have to worry about anyone else getting you a wake board.

[SHines-IT]

Maybe theres a boat out side on the big day?

PS: I got a year Gym Membership as an early gift used the shit out of it so far.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Maybe theres a boat out side on the big day?

PS: I got a year Gym Membership as an early gift used the shit out of it so far.

That's good if you've worked out for awhile...otherwise she's telling you you're a fattie.

[Y2KPewterSS]

I opened my present that I gave to myself last week

[Hi-Po]

I opened my present that I gave to myself last week

The pink uniform?

[Y2KPewterSS]

Na, that was this week and courtesy of a "pal" on here

[0rion]

Saturday night my beatiful bride says we should each open one gift early. Ok, sounds good to me. So I give her her boots, (thought about stripper pole) and she gives me a snow board. I've never touched a snow board in my life so I'm checking this thing out and am getting more confused the longer I look at it. Turns out it was a wake board. Surprise! Now all I need is a freaking boat. I'll never get my stroker built.

This is why you have to be careful around the holidays. Probably 3-4 weeks ago you guys were flipping channels and saw someone wake boarding and you said " dang, that looks like fun." BAM!!!! You get a wake board for x-mas even though you don't have a boat. Can you at least swim? and can you swim fast enough to plane out a wake board?? I never say shit around the holidays about anything unless it's something I might want. Just consider yourself lucky that you didn't see someone sky diving......you could have a parachute and no plane right now.

[Z28Thunder]

Na, that was this week and courtesy of a "pal" on here

That is not courtesy of a pal on here. That is on courtesy of you. And I will quote..

I will even get it in flaming pink to support breast cancer

You have yet to live up to your commitment.. You stated you would buy a flaming pink jersey.. You my friend are in that postion because you put yourself there.. That can not be put off to anyone else...

[Hi-Po]

That is not courtesy of a pal on here. That is on courtesy of you. And I will quote..



You have yet to live up to your commitment.. You stated you would buy a flaming pink jersey.. You my friend are in that postion because you put yourself there.. That can not be put off to anyone else...

I didn't believe him

[cuzimoto]

She returned it and the whole store was cracking up. I got my new snow board. Guess I gotta learn how to snow board now.

[Zapper2003]

so wait, she bought you a wake board thinking it was a snowboard?

[Smkn_TA]

Just consider yourself lucky that you didn't see someone sky diving......you could have a parachute and no plane right now.

Doubt it...parachutes run around 1400-3500 dollars. With a new lineset, a used one will still go for around 1000. And the bigger predicament would be a parachute and no container to put it in.

[Brian H Drifer]

Parachute for sale used once never opened small stain.

[Zapper2003]

[cuzimoto]

so wait, she bought you a wake board thinking it was a snowboard?

Pretty much

[mrwdjv]

Pretty much

LOL that is hilarious!! My significant and I had a few Christmas debacles over the holiday season too!!