Darth Wine Cat!!!

**blackSS01** · 03-23-2011, 06:51 PM

****NWS for a little language****

Muhahahaha

The training is complete and the long lost Princess was found! Darth Beer Kitty dropped by for the final training and is retired and living it up. PaJeff's Jabba kitty was no match and Jose Cuevo's ghost cat was quickly taken care of by the force! Here is video of the Brother/sister combo. Pic of Darth Beer Cat relax after a day of drinking beer! Who wants some?

**blackSS01** · 03-23-2011, 06:52 PM

Darth Wine Cat will be my newest Avatar in the next few days after graduation ceremony

**cuervo25_1** · 03-23-2011, 09:05 PM

You just knocked your graduation back by lying about a mod's cat.

As I recall this is what really happened

Darth beer cat in his normal drunken stupor tried to hump the 13 lbs of fuzzy love that is owned by Jeff that you refer to as jabba kitty, she did not want a drunken, low life tom cat as the father of her kittens so she promptly killed,ate and shat him out. That is where My darth Ghost cat got ahold of the drunken bastard in purgatory ,which is where she rules because Satan,his minions,and pets are fearfull of her. She promptly layed the smack down on him ,ate him and farted him out back to earth because he is not worthy of Heaven,Hell,and definatly not purgatory.

As for your worthless wine kitty how is it gonna fare with eyes that squint that much already before meeting my assasin water kitty. This bitch is badassed,I would say almost as badassed as ghost kitty,the only seperation is ghost rules purgatory and assasin just the neighborhood so far. I seen that bitch lay perfectly still on a tree stump waiting for a squirrel to hop on a tree nearby just to pounce it in mid air and slay it. an average of 6 chipmunks,a couple moles and a few mice a day is her excercise. she rolled every cat in the hood some twice her size. and to top it off she loves baths,she purred last night as I was giving her a bath for all the blood and carnage she had on her. plus to get her ready for the frontline treatment from all the little nasties that her prey carry.

Wine kitty is nothing more than more flavoring for her dinner.

**blackSS01** · 03-23-2011, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

You just knocked your graduation back by lying about a mod's cat.

As I recall this is what really happened

Darth beer cat in his normal drunken stupor tried to hump the 13 lbs of fuzzy love that is owned by Jeff that you refer to as jabba kitty, she did not want a drunken, low life tom cat as the father of her kittens so she promptly killed,ate and shat him out. That is where My darth Ghost cat got ahold of the drunken bastard in purgatory ,which is where she rules because Satan,his minions,and pets are fearfull of her. She promptly layed the smack down on him ,ate him and farted him out back to earth because he is not worthy of Heaven,Hell,and definatly not purgatory.

As for your worthless wine kitty how is it gonna fare with eyes that squint that much already before meeting my assasin water kitty. This bitch is badassed,I would say almost as badassed as ghost kitty,the only seperation is ghost rules purgatory and assasin just the neighborhood so far. I seen that bitch lay perfectly still on a tree stump waiting for a squirrel to hop on a tree nearby just to pounce it in mid air and slay it. an average of 6 chipmunks,a couple moles and a few mice a day is her excercise. she rolled every cat in the hood some twice her size. and to top it off she loves baths,she purred last night as I was giving her a bath for all the blood and carnage she had on her. plus to get her ready for the frontline treatment from all the little nasties that her prey carry.

Wine kitty is nothing more than more flavoring for her dinner.

U Mad? As you can see, Beer Kitty is just "Chillin like a villian"

Hasn't been eaten or shit out or beat for that matter! If memory serves me correctly then its, "Strike me down and I will become more powerful then you can ever imagine"

Beer kitty has tought Wine Kitty all he knows and more!

We ain't skeer'ed of these "Chump" kitty crap

**Z28Thunder** · 03-23-2011, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

You just knocked your graduation back by lying about a mod's cat.

As I recall this is what really happened

Darth beer cat in his normal drunken stupor tried to hump the 13 lbs of fuzzy love that is owned by Jeff that you refer to as jabba kitty, she did not want a drunken, low life tom cat as the father of her kittens so she promptly killed,ate and shat him out. That is where My darth Ghost cat got ahold of the drunken bastard in purgatory ,which is where she rules because Satan,his minions,and pets are fearfull of her. She promptly layed the smack down on him ,ate him and farted him out back to earth because he is not worthy of Heaven,Hell,and definatly not purgatory.

As for your worthless wine kitty how is it gonna fare with eyes that squint that much already before meeting my assasin water kitty. This bitch is badassed,I would say almost as badassed as ghost kitty,the only seperation is ghost rules purgatory and assasin just the neighborhood so far. I seen that bitch lay perfectly still on a tree stump waiting for a squirrel to hop on a tree nearby just to pounce it in mid air and slay it. an average of 6 chipmunks,a couple moles and a few mice a day is her excercise. she rolled every cat in the hood some twice her size. and to top it off she loves baths,she purred last night as I was giving her a bath for all the blood and carnage she had on her. plus to get her ready for the frontline treatment from all the little nasties that her prey carry.

Wine kitty is nothing more than more flavoring for her dinner.

We had two cats that did this several years back. For the most part they were outdoor cats. They would go out to the pasture and get mice,moles, heck birds from time to time. But my favorite thing to watch them do. Was wait for the squirrels. Some times it would be just one of them but when they worked together...

sad sad squirrel... Only thing I hated was they would always bring it to you to see. Or come up and regurgitate it at your feet..

**67CamaroRSSS** · 03-23-2011, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

U Mad? As you can see, Beer Kitty is just "Chillin like a villian"

Hasn't been eaten or shit out or beat for that matter! If memory serves me correctly then its, "Strike me down and I will become more powerful then you can ever imagine"

Beer kitty has tought Wine Kitty all he knows and more!

We ain't skeer'ed of these "Chump" kitty crap

...taught...

/end rant.

**Z28Thunder** · 03-23-2011, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

...taught...

/end rant.

And Darth Speller strikes...

**cuervo25_1** · 03-23-2011, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

U Mad? As you can see, Beer Kitty is just "Chillin like a villian"

Hasn't been eaten or shit out or beat for that matter! If memory serves me correctly then its, "Strike me down and I will become more powerful then you can ever imagine" Beer kitty has tought Wine Kitty all he knows and more!

We ain't skeer'ed of these "Chump" kitty crap

Apparently you missed the part where he was ate, shat, went to purgatory, ate again, farted back to earth because he was undeserving of any higher forms of life than the lowly drunken tom cat life. Just like humans alcoholic cats are weak and worthless. do you understand? DARTH BEER CAT IS THE CHUMP!

**cuervo25_1** · 03-23-2011, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

We had two cats that did this several years back. For the most part they were outdoor cats. They would go out to the pasture and get mice,moles, heck birds from time to time. But my favorite thing to watch them do. Was wait for the squirrels. Some times it would be just one of them but when they worked together...

sad sad squirrel... Only thing I hated was they would always bring it to you to see. Or come up and regurgitate it at your feet..

don't mind the first one,or even the second if it is outside, but when she does the second one in the house is when I get mad, and she just looks at me as if to say "I brought you a present, do you like it?" damn cuteness.

Her specialty is chipmunks, she had found a nest late last year and had 5 of the not quite full grown ones running around the back yard she would knock one senseless the move to another. One climbed the fence she jumped up there and knocked its ass back in the yard. I tell you she is a hunting machine. indoor pussies stand no chance against her mad huntress skills.

**blackSS01** · 03-23-2011, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

...taught...

/end rant.

Noticed that but too lazy to correct it, I know the correct spelling.

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

And Darth Speller strikes...

Good one!!

**67CamaroRSSS** · 03-23-2011, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Noticed that but too lazy to correct it, I know the correct spelling.

Good one!!

I figured as much but had to mess with you anyway...

Few escape the wrath.

**Z28Thunder** · 03-23-2011, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

don't mind the first one,or even the second if it is outside, but when she does the second one in the house is when I get mad, and she just looks at me as if to say "I brought you a present, do you like it?" damn cuteness.

Her specialty is chipmunks, she had found a nest late last year and had 5 of the not quite full grown ones running around the back yard she would knock one senseless the move to another. One climbed the fence she jumped up there and knocked its ass back in the yard. I tell you she is a hunting machine. indoor pussies stand no chance against her mad huntress skills.

Many people think of indoor cats when talking about things (dog vs cat, etc). We had a blackbird caught in our chimney one time. The male of the two outdoor cats went up the chimney and caught it. After bringing it down to show us all he let it go. We were not happy at all. But all he wanted was to play with it some more.