Creatine destroyed my life

[86 IROC-Z]

On a cold friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I have been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungy, didnt have any lunch. In fact, I didnt eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was suprised they didnt ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the reciept and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the Creatine monster from the bag. I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating alot? I remove the label on the tub and tear it into a thousand small peices. I flush that down the toilet too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom askes me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "mom, its just for a school project". "what project?" "I dont know mom I just started it!!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping up 5 scoops into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into???? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The Creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this. I open the Creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I dont want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. NO I DONT. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "NO MOM I DO NOT WANT A COOKIE" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

[dpinson]

are you crying because you threw it away or because you took it?

NO MOM I DONT WANT A COOKIE LOL!

[Zinergy]

Lol wtf is wrong with you

[cuervo25_1]

Lol wtf is wrong with you

My guess would be alot.

[wheeliE-maxx]

Eta on ms paint ls1 drawing? You apparently have some free time. I remember freaking out about buying and hiding n.o. explode. Nothing like this riveting tale however

[SiggyZ]

Asking a question like that requires an all nighter for an answer.

Lol wtf is wrong with you

[RJWZ28]

hilarious

[86 IROC-Z]

Lol wtf is wrong with you

hahaha, it's the genuine responses like this one that make me laugh the most

[Stevie]

Ya know Iroc - Z for how critical you was of me - and of course still are - you woudl think you would see how and why I love ls1?

[86 IROC-Z]

Ya know Iroc - Z for how critical you was of me - and of course still are - you woudl think you would see how and why I love ls1?

Critical of you? Me? Never.

[Stevie]

no you love me ( HA)

[5.0THIS]

This one's already about to get locked up.

[Smkn_TA]

This is NOT oc

[86 IROC-Z]

This one's already about to get locked up.

[5.0THIS]

Yep, that did it. This thread is going nowhere good.