close the sun roof when jerking off

**02Sweet** · 05-08-2009, 05:11 AM

http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember...?autoplay=true

**Sarge** · 05-08-2009, 05:13 AM

I always do.

**1MileCrash** · 05-08-2009, 05:30 AM

hahahahahahahahaha...i wonder if he was able to finish!

**FLTS1** · 05-08-2009, 05:49 AM

hahahaha

**ntimid8r** · 05-08-2009, 06:17 AM

**Sarge** · 05-08-2009, 06:37 AM

Spank the Monkey Check List
1. Wait for lunch whistle to sound.
2. Go to car in parking lot and pull out porno mag.
3. Close sunroof and all windows. (Not: Tint all windows with darkest allowed by law.)
4. Pull out weenier.
5. Put towel over weenier.
6. Open porno mag to chick that looks like 3rd grade Sunday School Teacher Ms. Horealot.
7. Spank Monkey into towel.
8. Put weenier back in pants.
9. Put porno mag back under passenger side seat.
10. Exit car and place "used" towel on bosses car.

**02Sweet** · 05-08-2009, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Spank the Monkey Check List
1. Wait for lunch whistle to sound.
2. Go to car in parking lot and pull out porno mag.
3. Close sunroof and all windows. (Not: Tint all windows with darkest allowed by law.)
4. Pull out weenier.
5. Put towel over weenier.
6. Open porno mag to chick that looks like 3rd grade Sunday School Teacher Ms. Horealot.
7. Spank Monkey into towel.
8. Put weenier back in pants.
9. Put porno mag back under passenger side seat.
10. Exit car and place "used" towel on bosses car.

sounds like you know the drill all to well

**0rion** · 05-08-2009, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Spank the Monkey Check List
1. Wait for lunch whistle to sound.
2. Go to car in parking lot and pull out porno mag.
3. Close sunroof and all windows. (Not: Tint all windows with darkest allowed by law.)
4. Pull out weenier.
5. Put towel over weenier.
6. Open porno mag to chick that looks like 3rd grade Sunday School Teacher Ms. Horealot.
7. Spank Monkey into towel.
8. Put weenier back in pants.
9. Put porno mag back under passenger side seat.
10. Exit car and place "used" towel on bosses car.

this list would be fine except that aren't you the boss??? What do you do with all those towels?

It's a sad day when you have me posting in a ridiculous thread like this one but I couldn't pass that up.

**CJREX** · 05-08-2009, 07:36 AM

Also thought this comment was pretty good...

"What the hell? This is indecency. He has made such a bad decision. He should be punished! There needs to be a law against buying a Dodge Nitro."

**pajeff02** · 05-08-2009, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Spank the Monkey Check List
1. Wait for lunch whistle to sound.
2. Go to car in parking lot and pull out porno mag.
3. Close sunroof and all windows. (Not: Tint all windows with darkest allowed by law.)
4. Pull out weenier.
5. Put towel over weenier.
6. Open porno mag to chick that looks like 3rd grade Sunday School Teacher Ms. Horealot.
7. Spank Monkey into towel.
8. Put weenier back in pants.
9. Put porno mag back under passenger side seat.
10. Exit car and place "used" towel on bosses car.

I've never seen Texas drawl in print... "weenier"?