clinton joke....shut up you know you like them

[rckclmr]

so clinton went out on a business trip for a few days and hillary got bored. she decided she would pass the time by cleaning the white house. she gets to their closet and finds a shoe box with 3 beer cans and $1,000 in it. she doesn't know what it is so she puts it back and decides to ask bill when he gets home.
he comes home a couple days later and at dinner hillary remembers the shoe box.
she says, bill i found a shoe box with 3 beer cans and $1,000. what is that about? he puts down his fork and sighs and says well i have a confession to make. i haven't been completely faithful to you. she said well i can understand that you are the most powerful man in the world and you go on alot of business trips, but how many times? he said well every time i cheated i drank a beer and put it in the shoe box. she asked, well where did the $1,000 come from. he said every time the shoe box got full i went and recycled the cans.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah

[ss~zoso~ss]

not bad , i think its pretty good

[ss~zoso~ss]

so at 5 cents a can he cheated 20,003 times on her...

[Too Fast]

Yeah, I like the Clinton jokes. Over 20,000 times, eh ZOSO? That boy Clinton has some penis!

[86 IROC-Z]

Old but good

[toneloc60]

he said:

Yeah, I like the Clinton jokes. Over 20,000 times, eh ZOSO? That boy Clinton has some penis!

then you said:

Old but good

I don't think I want to hang out with a guy who thinks another guy's wang could be old but good.

:chuckle:

[ShelbySS]

so clinton went out on a business trip for a few days and hillary got bored. she decided she would pass the time by cleaning the white house. she gets to their closet and finds a shoe box with 3 beer cans and $1,000 in it. she doesn't know what it is so she puts it back and decides to ask bill when he gets home.
he comes home a couple days later and at dinner hillary remembers the shoe box.
she says, bill i found a shoe box with 3 beer cans and $1,000. what is that about? he puts down his fork and sighs and says well i have a confession to make. i haven't been completely faithful to you. she said well i can understand that you are the most powerful man in the world and you go on alot of business trips, but how many times? he said well every time i cheated i drank a beer and put it in the shoe box. she asked, well where did the $1,000 come from. he said every time the shoe box got full i went and recycled the cans.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah

Lol...........I'm sure true too!!!

[rckclmr]

yeah dude seriously clinton's hey nanner nanner should not be the focus of this joke....or anything.......ever.....lol

[86 IROC-Z]

he said:

then you said:


I don't think I want to hang out with a guy who thinks another guy's wang could be old but good.

:chuckle:

Alright alright I'll quote the peron next time